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Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on September 19, 2007, 11:32:43 pm
Yeah... she had a few too many at a birthday party in a dorm room downstairs, and she stumbled in and immediately started to make out with me, and wanted me to "throw it in" her.




Yeah, I won't go into the rest of the details, but it was pretty hilarious when my roommate walked in and I yelled rape.  It was crazy... she ended up walking out in the hallway with no shirt on looking for drunk chicks to make out with my roommate, who promised that I would have sex with her if she found one.


Yeah, I coralled her and put a shirt on her, and now she's sleeping.  Sucks to be her, since its 12:32 now, and she has an 8:20 class~!
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Crunka on September 20, 2007, 01:27:10 am
lol, whore
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Ganon5 on September 20, 2007, 01:34:46 am
Everyone's a whore when there's alcohol around
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Vintus on September 20, 2007, 03:23:15 am
I'm tempted to edit this topic without removing anything.

Just..edit...in...something...else. >_>
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 20, 2007, 06:15:38 am
DO EET VINTUS.
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: schneereich on September 20, 2007, 03:17:31 pm
wow, the world is certainly odd. if she found another drunk girl, then you could have a threesome involving 2 girls instead of 2 guys. much more fun.
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Vintus on September 20, 2007, 05:35:58 pm
>_>

<_<
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: IronSoldier820 on September 20, 2007, 05:36:22 pm
I'm tempted to claim that you made that up as that is incredibly awesome.
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on September 20, 2007, 05:48:23 pm
Haha, it's not as awesome as it sounds.  I mean, I'm not about to take advantage of a drunk girl but...



It's now an epic story to be told I suppose.



I think the best part was when I had to help take her to the bathroom and the RA passed us... she said "oh shit, the fuzz!" and collapsed on the floor.


Or maybe when she fell down in the middle of the room and my roommate and I tag teamed putting her shirt on.  It was alot tougher than you would think--she kept on claming that the drunk chicks wouldnt go for her if she had a shirt on XD





When she sobered up, the first thing after "How the hell did I get here" was "Why is my bra undone???"
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: master31347 on September 20, 2007, 07:31:02 pm
adam ur the fucking man
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on September 20, 2007, 11:03:48 pm
This topic will never die now, as long as it has a poll on it.  CURSE YOU POLLSTERS!!!
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Flask on September 20, 2007, 11:07:11 pm
Uh.

PICS NAO.

Seriously, folks. How was this not said already?
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on September 20, 2007, 11:14:23 pm
Haha, putting pics up might be creepy.
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Vector on September 21, 2007, 03:29:53 pm
dont care


PICS NAO!
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Shamedmonkey on September 21, 2007, 05:46:24 pm
I agree with Vintus. PICS NAO.
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: IronSoldier820 on September 21, 2007, 06:15:50 pm
PICS NAO.
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on September 21, 2007, 07:23:00 pm
That's 4 so far
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: evil greg guy on September 21, 2007, 07:24:04 pm
PICS NAO
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on September 21, 2007, 08:49:14 pm
Moar pics nao!!!11!!1!!!
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Kaiser on September 21, 2007, 08:52:52 pm
TITS OR GTFO.


ALSO COCKS.


EXCEPT NOT COCKS.
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: 1ofkind on September 22, 2007, 12:39:02 pm
Quote from: Commisar Gaunt
Yeah... she had a few too many at a birthday party in a dorm room downstairs, and she stumbled in and immediately started to make out with me, and wanted me to "throw it in" her.




Yeah, I won't go into the rest of the details, but it was pretty hilarious when my roommate walked in and I yelled rape.  It was crazy... she ended up walking out in the hallway with no shirt on looking for drunk chicks to make out with my roommate, who promised that I would have sex with her if she found one.


Yeah, I coralled her and put a shirt on her, and now she's sleeping.  Sucks to be her, since its 12:32 now, and she has an 8:20 class~!
Actually I wouldn't, because she's going to want you to take it in the ass eventually, and bIs by far have more STIs than any other groupie. She's going around, and it's guna come around.
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Lord Doom on September 23, 2007, 09:48:46 am
PICS NAO
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 23, 2007, 04:28:58 pm
Quote from: Flask
Uh.

PICS NAO.

Seriously, folks. How was this not said already?


Quote from: Vector
dont care


PICS NAO!


Quote from: Shamedmonkey
I agree with Vintus. PICS NAO.


Quote from: IronSoldier820
PICS NAO.


Quote from: evil greg guy
PICS NAO


Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
Moar pics nao!!!11!!1!!!


Quote from: Kaiser
TITS OR GTFO.


ALSO COCKS.


EXCEPT NOT COCKS.


Quote from: Lord Doom
PICS NAO

All of the above.
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: IronSoldier820 on September 23, 2007, 08:57:50 pm
Haha, I just noticed you guys changed the poll options.
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Leo on September 24, 2007, 05:56:54 pm
That would be me.
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: defroster on September 25, 2007, 04:13:36 pm
An old friend of mine, back in the genmay days, said some wise things on a topic such as this. Although I'm sure I'll screw it up I think I'll try to recall what he said. It was simple, but true. Powerful, yet meek. His words floated out like ghosts in that movie ghost. He said:


TITS OR GTFO
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on September 25, 2007, 05:30:55 pm
LOL!!!  I think I should take covert pictures and post.  Then YOU can be the judge.
Title: My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
Post by: schneereich on September 25, 2007, 08:45:19 pm
agreed.