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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Flask on September 21, 2007, 01:06:22 pm

Title: I don't know if you can do it on a dime...
Post by: Flask on September 21, 2007, 01:06:22 pm
But every post in this topic has to rhyme!
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Post by: wethepeople on September 21, 2007, 01:11:01 pm
Holy crap, this is sublime.
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Post by: Flask on September 21, 2007, 01:20:16 pm
You can start a new set any time you please.

You can even start one for the next rhyming sleaze.
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on September 21, 2007, 01:56:36 pm
This is madness!


C'est la badness!
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Post by: Flask on September 21, 2007, 05:15:57 pm
Tru dat, sucka.

Let's see the next ****a! ;>_>
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on September 21, 2007, 07:24:43 pm
This thread is going down with a bang


You all might as well touch my... forehead
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Post by: Ganon5 on September 21, 2007, 08:19:12 pm
Gaunt wrecked the thread

I won't rest until he's dead
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Post by: Kaiser on September 21, 2007, 08:44:10 pm
Look at me speaking in rhyme.

I wish I could so this all the time.
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Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on September 21, 2007, 08:46:13 pm
This thread's the shit!!

I was from me that your mom got hit
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on September 21, 2007, 08:56:53 pm
Ganon thinks I wrecked the thread

And now I think he wants me dead

If only now I could take what I said

And change it to wang, from head
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Post by: Kaiser on September 21, 2007, 09:11:29 pm
It is a easy change from wang to head


But I think I will go poo instead.
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Post by: Flask on September 21, 2007, 09:30:16 pm
All you need is a plastic surgeon who has the sense of an inbred sturgeon.
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Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on September 21, 2007, 11:21:22 pm
Who gives a shit about elections;  I want banana bread.


Saddam Hussein's case was not well pled.  (  )
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Post by: bioakky on September 21, 2007, 11:34:15 pm
For a moment, I thought you said who gives a shit about erections.

And here I was ready to scream get the fuck out at you...
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Post by: Flask on September 22, 2007, 12:16:03 am
Oh, bioakky, what the hell did you do?

You messed with the rhymes, now I'll beat you with a shoe.
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Post by: Untelligent on September 22, 2007, 01:17:40 pm
I love the citrus-y taste of Orange.

D. Florida and... er, shit.
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Post by: Twilight Master Neo on September 22, 2007, 01:30:59 pm
Man this topic is cool, but not icey

When I talk in rhymes the parents say," Talk nicely"
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Post by: Flask on September 22, 2007, 01:41:12 pm
Talk nicely? Moar liek Talk Crappy, M i rite?

It's not like you're some sort of heroic knight.
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Post by: skaboom on September 22, 2007, 03:29:01 pm
With each successive post these rhymes get worse

This topic is dying, someone better call a hearse
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Post by: Flask on September 22, 2007, 03:31:21 pm
This topic happens to be "Teh Shit".

If you don't agree then get out of it.
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Post by: skaboom on September 22, 2007, 03:33:47 pm
Hey, just cause I'm pointing out the obvious doesn't warrant an attack

I'm not suggesting that we cut and run, this ain't Iraq
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Post by: Flask on September 22, 2007, 03:37:40 pm
Oh, nice, you're scrambling for a ryhme.

It's okay, you can take your time.
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Post by: skaboom on September 22, 2007, 03:38:30 pm
You're just jealous that my flow rocks

When you ain't got shit. Also, cocks.
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Post by: Flask on September 22, 2007, 03:44:55 pm
Fine, fine, go about your business.

But don't cry to me when youy're in distress.
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Post by: schneereich on October 05, 2007, 11:04:12 am
resurrecting the dead
like this crazy old thread
you folk put to bed
the best thing since sliced bread
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Post by: Fortress on October 05, 2007, 11:07:22 am
Reminds me of this epoch,

where I lost me a sock
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Post by: emperor abcd on October 05, 2007, 12:41:34 pm
Some of these rhymes have been so bad
They have really made me sad
And making me sad makes me mad
Making me mad would be bad
So of this you should be glad
I'm too far away to hit you by just a tad
Maybe this topic is just a fad
Or maybe it will stay rad
But whichever way this thread does pad
I feel that I really must add
At the risk of being thought a cad
My vocabulary is solid gold clad
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Post by: Flask on October 05, 2007, 03:30:19 pm
Low-grade copper, actually.

You can't rhyme on a dime, you see.
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Post by: emperor abcd on October 06, 2007, 10:57:32 pm
I can rhyme better than copper, or even tin,
Give me the chance and I could rhyme on a pin.
Title: I don't know if you can do it on a dime...
Post by: smeeth on October 07, 2007, 12:54:44 am
None of you can rhyme on a dime.
Its like you committed a crime.
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Post by: Darth Loser on October 07, 2007, 01:51:56 am
I don't even know why I entered this thread, but now I feel my hunger has been fed.

I'm not exactly sure what's going on, now I'm going to go and become a con!
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Post by: Flask on October 07, 2007, 04:38:51 am
You entered the topic because there's a magnet over in that greenish cabinet.
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Post by: Ganon5 on October 07, 2007, 04:42:28 am
That statement is utter nonsense, I can't think of anything to rhyme with nonsense  
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Post by: Flask on October 07, 2007, 04:47:19 am
I'm truly serious about the magnet, you know.

Guards, please toss ganon out in the snow.