Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Flask on September 21, 2007, 01:06:22 pm
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But every post in this topic has to rhyme!
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Holy crap, this is sublime.
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You can start a new set any time you please.
You can even start one for the next rhyming sleaze.
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This is madness!
C'est la badness!
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Tru dat, sucka.
Let's see the next ****a! ;>_>
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This thread is going down with a bang
You all might as well touch my... forehead
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Gaunt wrecked the thread
I won't rest until he's dead
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Look at me speaking in rhyme.
I wish I could so this all the time.
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This thread's the shit!!
I was from me that your mom got hit
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Ganon thinks I wrecked the thread
And now I think he wants me dead
If only now I could take what I said
And change it to wang, from head
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It is a easy change from wang to head
But I think I will go poo instead.
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All you need is a plastic surgeon who has the sense of an inbred sturgeon.
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Who gives a shit about elections; I want banana bread.
Saddam Hussein's case was not well pled. ( )
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For a moment, I thought you said who gives a shit about erections.
And here I was ready to scream get the fuck out at you...
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Oh, bioakky, what the hell did you do?
You messed with the rhymes, now I'll beat you with a shoe.
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I love the citrus-y taste of Orange.
D. Florida and... er, shit.
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Man this topic is cool, but not icey
When I talk in rhymes the parents say," Talk nicely"
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Talk nicely? Moar liek Talk Crappy, M i rite?
It's not like you're some sort of heroic knight.
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With each successive post these rhymes get worse
This topic is dying, someone better call a hearse
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This topic happens to be "Teh Shit".
If you don't agree then get out of it.
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Hey, just cause I'm pointing out the obvious doesn't warrant an attack
I'm not suggesting that we cut and run, this ain't Iraq
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Oh, nice, you're scrambling for a ryhme.
It's okay, you can take your time.
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You're just jealous that my flow rocks
When you ain't got shit. Also, cocks.
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Fine, fine, go about your business.
But don't cry to me when youy're in distress.
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resurrecting the dead
like this crazy old thread
you folk put to bed
the best thing since sliced bread
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Reminds me of this epoch,
where I lost me a sock
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Some of these rhymes have been so bad
They have really made me sad
And making me sad makes me mad
Making me mad would be bad
So of this you should be glad
I'm too far away to hit you by just a tad
Maybe this topic is just a fad
Or maybe it will stay rad
But whichever way this thread does pad
I feel that I really must add
At the risk of being thought a cad
My vocabulary is solid gold clad
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Low-grade copper, actually.
You can't rhyme on a dime, you see.
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I can rhyme better than copper, or even tin,
Give me the chance and I could rhyme on a pin.
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None of you can rhyme on a dime.
Its like you committed a crime.
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I don't even know why I entered this thread, but now I feel my hunger has been fed.
I'm not exactly sure what's going on, now I'm going to go and become a con!
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You entered the topic because there's a magnet over in that greenish cabinet.
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That statement is utter nonsense, I can't think of anything to rhyme with nonsense
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I'm truly serious about the magnet, you know.
Guards, please toss ganon out in the snow.