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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: wethepeople on September 24, 2007, 06:42:40 pm

Title: I'm feeling intelligent.
Post by: wethepeople on September 24, 2007, 06:42:40 pm
Or at least serious. Ask me anything RIA.
Title: I'm feeling intelligent.
Post by: evil greg guy on September 24, 2007, 06:47:28 pm
What is the flight speed of an unladen african swallow?
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Post by: wethepeople on September 24, 2007, 06:48:37 pm
I told you this, how long it takes for the fork to reach my mouth.
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Post by: evil greg guy on September 24, 2007, 06:53:06 pm
How many times does crazy/lane masturbate to pictures of Brad Pitt each day?
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Post by: wethepeople on September 24, 2007, 06:57:20 pm
100000
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Post by: evil greg guy on September 24, 2007, 06:58:50 pm
woww............



so, another question



Why?
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Post by: wethepeople on September 24, 2007, 07:00:06 pm
Because.

Duh.
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Post by: evil greg guy on September 24, 2007, 07:01:55 pm
GOOD CALL!

In grade 7, my teacher told me this story about how her best frined's philosophy exam consisted of that one word. Why?

The answer, of course, was because. Whoever said because got 100%, anyone who answered Why Not? got 50%. There were people writing 2 page long explanations trying to explain 'why'.
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Post by: wethepeople on September 24, 2007, 07:03:36 pm
Haha, nubs.
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Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on September 24, 2007, 07:12:11 pm
?Ya, owned
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Post by: Vector on September 24, 2007, 08:51:47 pm
why cant girls ask guys to homecomming?
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Post by: schneereich on September 24, 2007, 09:07:01 pm
how does partial fraction integration work when you can't break the denominator down into binomials with a degree of one? i forgot and i'm too lazy to look it up
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Post by: Damen on September 24, 2007, 09:08:11 pm
What is your position on the 2008 elections? Personally, I believe that the elections have become too gimmicky. Hilary Clinton has the advantage of being the "first woman" and the "woman who used to be the first lady" as gimmicks to help her with her campaign. Brock has the gimmick of being the first "black guy". Also...President Bush has ruined Republican for me. And, no, I'm not turning Democratic until someone puts a gun to my head and forces me to.
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Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on September 24, 2007, 09:24:46 pm
I'm with you Damen.  Hillary's a power hungry bitch and Barrack's not much better.  My bewt is Hillary will win the dem nomination.  I agree on Bush; I a conservative, not a Bush "conservative."  Many Republicans agree with us and will be wary, and the party will take that into account.  Which is why Dems only talk abouts how to leave Iraq; it's the ultimate anti-bush,
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Post by: schneereich on September 24, 2007, 09:28:55 pm
while i'm by no means conservative, i wonder this: are there any bush conservatives left? other than trolling the youtube comments, that is. you never meet anyone, anywhere, who agrees with him. on my floor (university residence hall) there are liberals, conservatives, libertarians, etc. and NOBODY supports bush.
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Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on September 24, 2007, 09:30:47 pm
There are.  Many are afraid to say it.  Bush-hating is in vogue.
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Post by: IronSoldier820 on September 24, 2007, 10:15:56 pm
Quote from: evil greg guy
What is the flight speed of an unladen african swallow?
What makes Monty Python's Holy Grail the classic that it is?
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Post by: Delta1212 on September 24, 2007, 10:46:17 pm
Rolle's Theorem and the Mean Value Theorem. Which is which? (It's almost midnight and I have a crapload of calc work still to do)
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Post by: wethepeople on September 25, 2007, 01:21:02 am
Vector: Cause you're the man, not her.
Schree: Is that lingo for.. sex?
Damen: Elections suck. It doesn't matter who wins its the damn Senate and Congress that matters. President can't do crap if they don't give him/her papers to sign. If Obama wins.. eh, thats alright. He's annoying, and his plans are well.. always different in every damn interview but he's better than that commie Hilary. You're gonna be seeing Women's rights up the wazoo along with more "Save the  children" programs and God Forbid abortion debates. Also, america getting nuked for pulling out of Iraq and ignoring Iran FLAUNT THEIR MILITARY AT US.

Iron: Monty owns.

Delta: What.. the.. hell?
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Post by: dskid807 on September 25, 2007, 05:57:16 am
Could a swallow carry a coconut to england from africa?
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Post by: Vector on September 25, 2007, 03:22:46 pm
sadley for mine, thats kinda what i thought you would say <_<
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Post by: wethepeople on September 25, 2007, 03:26:34 pm
<_< But I know how you feel V. But there's always that saying "No guts, no glory."
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Post by: Untelligent on September 25, 2007, 04:41:01 pm
How do we know the sky isn't really green and we're all just colorblind?
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Post by: Vector on September 25, 2007, 04:45:49 pm
i know but, that does not amke it suck less
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Post by: wethepeople on September 25, 2007, 04:46:24 pm
Unintelligent: Cause you touch yourself at night.

Amen Vector, Amen. >_>;
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Post by: —- on September 25, 2007, 04:46:48 pm
Name 5 Nine Inch Nails songs.

Names. Even if you don't know/like them.
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Post by: wethepeople on September 25, 2007, 04:47:26 pm
I don't know one Nin song. @_@ I don't like them.
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Post by: —- on September 25, 2007, 04:49:03 pm
Quote from: Loren
Name 5 Nine Inch Nails songs.

Names. Even if you don't know/like them.


Rawr. I can't find any myself xD
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Post by: wethepeople on September 25, 2007, 04:49:52 pm
Oh, erm. You mean off the top of my head or if I look for them via google and stuff? Cause off the top of my head I know none. @_@ Not one
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Post by: —- on September 25, 2007, 04:50:28 pm
I don't know, google or anything o__o

I like Closer/Hurt and Sin but that's all I know
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Post by: wethepeople on September 25, 2007, 04:52:57 pm
Wish, Hurt, Into the Void are three random ones shamelessly pulled off of wikipedia. >_> Never heard them though and don't plan on it, I truly dislike industrial rock.
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Post by: —- on September 25, 2007, 04:54:05 pm
Yay, I'll check it out. And I just like NIN, and normally I don't hate genes just artists.
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Post by: Vector on September 25, 2007, 04:57:50 pm
this i can help with *goes to find his nin cds*

Mr self destruction (great one)
piggy (meh)
hersey (meh)
march of the pigs
closer (good)
ruiner
the becoming
i do not want this (mega awesome)
big man with a gun
a warm place
eraser (good)
reptile
the downward spiral (total mega win)
hurt


also go dizzler and type nine inch nails into the music search to get lots of em
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Post by: —- on September 25, 2007, 05:01:48 pm
@____@

Awesome. Thank you soooo much.
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Post by: wethepeople on September 25, 2007, 05:02:16 pm
Blehk, Nin FTL. >_>
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Post by: Vector on September 25, 2007, 05:05:20 pm
welcome, nin kicks ass
i have 1 cd with lirics  and a few more without
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Post by: —- on September 25, 2007, 05:55:31 pm
Multiple CDs? Lucky o__o I dl all my music.. lol
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Post by: Vector on September 25, 2007, 06:46:37 pm
same for me but i got a box of about 30 from my cousin when he moved of good music and i go and buy them at garage sales. i think ive only bought about 4 cds new.
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Post by: —- on September 26, 2007, 07:56:33 pm
*Shameless bump*

I'm still working off this list <_<
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Post by: evil greg guy on September 26, 2007, 08:01:51 pm
NIN....

ive heard of them...

are they kinda like Puddle of Mudd?
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Post by: —- on September 26, 2007, 08:03:51 pm
<3 PoM

Not really.. A little darker I think IMO
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Post by: Vector on September 27, 2007, 07:42:00 pm
if you have never herd of nin go to dizzle type in nine inch nails >_>

DO ET!
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Post by: Untelligent on September 28, 2007, 04:30:17 pm
dizzle?
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Post by: —- on September 28, 2007, 07:20:52 pm
Wondering the same.. *Checks youtube*
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Post by: Esteban on September 28, 2007, 07:32:48 pm
How come u suck?
Title: I'm feeling intelligent.
Post by: wethepeople on September 28, 2007, 07:33:55 pm
Quote from: Esteban
How come u suck?

Says the guy who can't spell the word you. What the hell did I do to you?
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Post by: Vector on September 28, 2007, 10:35:44 pm
oops, dizzler

its an online raido/pic finder/ game player/ video thing

better than you tubre

and can be downloaded
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Post by: —- on September 28, 2007, 10:41:03 pm
Lying bastard. I checked youtube and after a 10 min search, I found the song Survivalism (Which owns so much it's crazy)
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Post by: Vector on September 28, 2007, 10:46:43 pm
wait, who lied about what?
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Post by: —- on September 28, 2007, 11:45:35 pm
Quote from: Vector
if you have never herd of nin go to dizzle type in nine inch nails >_>

DO ET!


I thought that Dizzle was a song name. XD So I youtube;d it and found another NIN Song just as awesome. And now I found another.
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Post by: Vector on September 29, 2007, 12:08:14 am
heh
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Post by: IronSoldier820 on September 29, 2007, 06:03:52 pm
Quote from: wethepeople
Quote from: Esteban
How come u suck?

Says the guy who can't spell the word you. What the hell did I do to you?
As a person who gets asked this question a lot, I shall answer on Esteban's behalf.

"Absolutely nothing, I just felt like being an ass at that particular moment."
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Post by: smeeth on September 30, 2007, 12:07:48 pm
That would sum everything up.
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Post by: Esteban on October 01, 2007, 05:02:36 pm
Says the guy who can't spell the word you. What the hell did I do to you?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Says the guy who only listens to 1 band(and quotes their crap as if it wer important btw)
Nothing really,I was just bored,also I can spell more than one word moron.
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Post by: wethepeople on October 01, 2007, 05:15:52 pm
Like you fucking know me you. Disturbed is just my favorite band douchebag, I listen to more than you could count. At least I'm not quoting idiotic racist humor. Anyway the space bar is your friend, apparently you can't spell one word still. And its called the quote button, not copying and pasting the ^ symbol a hundred times.
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Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 01, 2007, 06:32:02 pm
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