Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Damen on October 06, 2007, 09:02:37 pm

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: Damen on October 06, 2007, 09:02:37 pm

*in a jet, above the jungles of the NPO*

Damen: Are you stupid?! You’re smoking a cigar at 20,000 feet! Do you know how dangerous that is!
Crazy: Who the fuck gave you the cigar anyway?
????: *continues smoking *
Damen: …
Crazy: Whatever. Your funeral
Intercom: approaching Destination. Agent, prepare for jump
Damen: You heard him, get up!
????: *jumps out of plane *
Intercom: Alright. We’ll be ready to send you off in a few mi-…where the fuck did he go!?
Crazy: ...
Damen: …
Flask: *bursts into room with a cigar in mouth * Why the fuck did you let him jump!?
Damen: …He looked at us scary-like
Crazy: Why the fuck do you have a cigar?
Flask: *tosses cigar * Pansy
Damen: Who is he anyway?
Crazy: *lights cigar * No idea
Flask: They call him Agent Justice. But he’s more commonly known as C-Zom.
Crazy: * takes puff of cigar* Wait THE C-z- *suddenly bursts into flames and falls off plane *
Flask: Kid, you’re smoking it wrong!
Damen: …
Flask: You want one?
Damen: …No thanks
Flask: Pussy…*lights another *


Metal Gear SolRId: Chicken Choker

This may or may not be made into an actual skit. All names may or may not represent actual characters

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on October 06, 2007, 09:04:55 pm

ADD ME NAOW PLOX.

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: Damen on October 06, 2007, 09:05:25 pm

That was simply a trailer.

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: smeeth on October 06, 2007, 09:15:04 pm

Amazing!

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: smeeth on October 06, 2007, 09:15:05 pm

This isn't a double post...

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on October 06, 2007, 09:21:33 pm

ME!

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 06, 2007, 09:54:16 pm

I'm not going to bother to ask you to add me because I have that feeling that I'll be implemented as a villain of some sort regardless.

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: —- on October 06, 2007, 10:04:25 pm

You already are a villain


Add me?

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: wethepeople on October 06, 2007, 10:27:47 pm

Dibs on Ocelot.

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: Damen on October 06, 2007, 11:18:39 pm

C-Zom...you're Snake.

>_>

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: smeeth on October 06, 2007, 11:50:50 pm

Dibs on random guy who gets shot!

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: Flask on October 07, 2007, 04:18:21 am

It looks absolutely FANTASTIC (AMAZING (Spectacular (Stupendous))) so far, but unfortunately I have no idea who I'm supposed to be, seeing as how I've never played a Metal Gear game. Fill me in?

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: Damen on October 07, 2007, 07:41:22 am

You're supposed to be one of the commanders that sees Snake off. You're going to be the main commander that C-Zom calls if something goes wrong.

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: Flask on October 07, 2007, 07:42:41 am

I see. Well then, carry on.

Title: From Damen Productions.
Post by: Lord Doom on October 07, 2007, 03:38:31 pm

add me as the guy who runs around throwing knives at people randomly