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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Flask on October 14, 2007, 02:30:47 pm

Title: The world is a vampire.
Post by: Flask on October 14, 2007, 02:30:47 pm
And despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
Title: The world is a vampire.
Post by: —- on October 14, 2007, 02:32:25 pm
It would be awesome if it was ;_;
Title: The world is a vampire.
Post by: Flask on October 14, 2007, 02:48:37 pm
I'd just be curious how the hell a creature of legend got in orbit around the sun. I don't think the big bang was kicking out demons the size of a planet.
Title: The world is a vampire.
Post by: pielord47 on October 14, 2007, 05:48:58 pm
i have a friend that is a vampire
Title: The world is a vampire.
Post by: erictheholeking on October 14, 2007, 06:00:57 pm
Quote from: pielord47
i have a friend that is a vampire
Did your vampire friend say how you taste?lol
Title: The world is a vampire.
Post by: pielord47 on October 14, 2007, 06:40:42 pm
no
she just told me she is a vampire
she probably wasnt hungry at the moment
Title: The world is a vampire.
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 14, 2007, 10:22:11 pm
Quote from: pielord47
no
she just told me she is a vampire
she probably wasnt hungry at the moment
I had one who said she was a vampire. She bit people, but apparently some people asked to be bitten because it...turned them on. "The Cum Bite", and for the love of God don't ask.
Title: The world is a vampire.
Post by: Darth Sexy on October 15, 2007, 05:43:19 am
Quote from: IronSoldier820
Quote from: pielord47
no
she just told me she is a vampire
she probably wasnt hungry at the moment
I had one who said she was a vampire. She bit people, but apparently some people asked to be bitten because it...turned them on. "The Cum Bite", and for the love of God don't ask.
I'm pretty much obligated to ask...
Title: The world is a vampire.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on October 15, 2007, 06:20:01 am
WHAT.  THE.  FUCK.  Is your friend in an asylum yet?
Title: The world is a vampire.
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 15, 2007, 07:34:44 am
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
WHAT.  THE.  FUCK.  Is your friend in an asylum yet?
Unsure, she went to my old school so I'm not sure whats become of her.

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I'm pretty much obligated to ask...
I thought it was self-explanatory, as when she bit people she did it...in a way that was...I don't know...horny?
Title: The world is a vampire.
Post by: schneereich on October 15, 2007, 09:41:04 am
wow, horny bites. reminds me of turtles. dont they bite each other when they have sex? i think i learned that from Hey Arnold!
Title: The world is a vampire.
Post by: Fortress on October 15, 2007, 10:06:39 am
Reminds me of you guys and math states.