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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kam on October 15, 2007, 12:43:08 am

Title: Thoughts before Bed Time Bye-Bye's
Post by: Kam on October 15, 2007, 12:43:08 am: Hi. I would quickly like to talk about the Sten SMG. tonicularized by many WW2 FPS's (such as Return to Castle Wolfenstien, Call of Duty, BF1942), this SMG was actually a useless piece of shit. There were many instances where soldiers would drop this weapon and certain components would bend rendering the weapon useless. Here is a picture:

(http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/sten.jpg)

Now "why" you ask, "would I bring this up?" Well, it occurred to me just minutes ago as I was taking a piss, that when I'm alone I usually hold my dick like you would hold this SMG, my balls being the clip you know??

Meh.

I'm going to sleep now.
Title: Thoughts before Bed Time Bye-Bye's
Post by: wethepeople on October 15, 2007, 12:45:23 am: The weapon sucked in WW2, and it sucks in all games mentioned and some.

And also.. your balls go sideways?
Title: Thoughts before Bed Time Bye-Bye's
Post by: Kam on October 15, 2007, 12:46:23 am: Quote from: wethepeople
The weapon sucked in WW2, and it sucks in all games mentioned and some.

And also.. your balls go sideways?

Nah, I just hold them up when I'm taking a piss.
Title: Thoughts before Bed Time Bye-Bye's
Post by: Fortress on October 15, 2007, 10:14:53 am: Hahaha, tonicularized.
Title: Thoughts before Bed Time Bye-Bye's
Post by: Joker on October 15, 2007, 11:14:59 am: Considering it was made as cheaply as humanly and mechanically possible, I'd say it did a decent job at helping the Brits win WWII - quantity has a quality of its own, and it was pretty lightweight, and easy to disassemble and hide for Resistance fighters. That said it was probably the crappiest SMG made and adopted in large numbers by any of the major combatants in WWII.

In video games, though, even more than the Sten, I despise the M3 Grease Gun
Title: Thoughts before Bed Time Bye-Bye's
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 15, 2007, 04:54:04 pm: If I recognize that gun as good as I think I do, then I say I kicked ass with it in DoD_Jagd.