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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Vintus on October 17, 2007, 01:32:04 pm

Title: My house is under siege by ladybugs.
Post by: Vintus on October 17, 2007, 01:32:04 pm: If it's true what they say about ladybugs being lucky then I'm going to get laid tomorrow.

Win $300,000,000 dollars.

Then have a threesome.

I got one in the eye on the way in and I'm sure at least four are crawling on me right now. The group of ladybugs outside can easily be classified as a "swarm". If we leave the door open too long the ceiling above the front door turns red and black and starts moving.

*Shakes head, ladybugs fall out of my hair*

Little bastids.
Title: My house is under siege by ladybugs.
Post by: Lord Doom on October 17, 2007, 02:49:16 pm: you should change it so that it says "I'll get laid tomorrow and get 5 other hot girls to join in"
Title: My house is under siege by ladybugs.
Post by: smeeth on October 17, 2007, 05:25:25 pm: I suggest pretending to be a ladybug. Infiltrate the swarm. Find the leader. Kill the leader. Become the leader. Tell all the ladybugs to GTFO. Problem solved.
Title: My house is under siege by ladybugs.
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 17, 2007, 06:15:28 pm: But why would you want a Swarm of Good Luck to leave?
Title: My house is under siege by ladybugs.
Post by: Ganon5 on October 17, 2007, 08:04:02 pm: Personally I would infiltrate the swarm, ovwerthrow the leader then use them as an army of minions. We would do the same to other swarms until me and my minions can take over the world
Title: My house is under siege by ladybugs.
Post by: —- on October 17, 2007, 09:38:32 pm: I would put them in cheap plastic bottles, tell people they're in glass, poke some holes on top, and sell them. Then use that money for whatever good luck comes your way.
Title: My house is under siege by ladybugs.
Post by: Fortress on October 17, 2007, 11:42:12 pm: Lucky. I want a ladybug invasion.
Title: My house is under siege by ladybugs.
Post by: The Ambiguity on October 19, 2007, 03:04:57 pm: At least they aren't lovebugs!
Title: My house is under siege by ladybugs.
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 20, 2007, 11:25:30 am: Ah..nostalgia...
Title: My house is under siege by ladybugs.
Post by: Vintus on October 20, 2007, 11:27:22 pm: They killed my dad and raped my mom...
Title: My house is under siege by ladybugs.
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 21, 2007, 08:59:08 am: Quote from: Vintus
They killed my dad and raped my mom...
And thats how you were born.
Title: My house is under siege by ladybugs.
Post by: Darth Sexy on October 22, 2007, 06:00:54 am: Quote from: smeeth
I suggest pretending to be a ladybug. Infiltrate the swarm. Find the leader. Kill the leader. Become the leader. Tell all the ladybugs to GTFO. Problem solved.
He should probably breed with their wimminz too.