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Random lnsanity / Fuck you Obama
« on: October 20, 2009, 03:18:41 am »
Quote from: Jenne
The problem with the system is that there are far too many 1 issue voters.  Everyone has one hot button, and fail to see the big picture.  "I ain't votin for him 'cause he's a Negro!"  "He's trying to take my guns away" "Do kill them 4 or 5 little congregated cells that I already named Cletus".  "He's a gonna raise my taxes"  Fucking ignorance.

Thats very very true. So many people vote on one or two things, never look at the over all picture.

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Random lnsanity / The Spam game. Movies!
« on: September 29, 2009, 11:14:04 am »
Quote from: Jenne
The Last Castle


"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk."


I have actually been avoiding using Full Metal Jacket qoutes cause they are easy to see. But I do think you picked out the best of them.

"You Americans don't smoke anymore. You live long, dull and uninteresting lives."

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Random lnsanity / The Spam game. Movies!
« on: September 29, 2009, 04:46:36 am »
Billy Madison.

'Take a look at a castle. Any castle. Now break down the key elements that make it a castle. They haven't changed in a thousand years. 1: Location. A site on high ground that commands the territory as far as the eye can see. 2: Protection. Big walls, walls strong enough to withstand a frontal attack. 3: A garrison. Men who are trained and willing to kill. 4: A flag. You tell your men you are soldiers and that's your flag. You tell them nobody takes our flag. And you raise that flag so it flies high where everyone can see it. Now you've got yourself a castle. The only difference between this castle and all the rest is that they were built to keep people out. This castle is built to keep people in. "

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Random lnsanity / The Spam game. Movies!
« on: September 27, 2009, 12:10:17 pm »
one of the back to the futures? LOL feck i dont know

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Random lnsanity / The Spam game. Movies!
« on: September 26, 2009, 10:16:46 am »
LOL!!!!!!

BraveHeart.


"Do you think I'm tired? You think I'm getting tired? You're the one who's gonna crack! You'll crack! You'll cry and beg! You'll Scream! Oh, yeah, you'll scream, you big, fat, ugly cow! You'll scream!"

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Random lnsanity / The Spam game. Movies!
« on: September 25, 2009, 06:23:24 pm »
Some people wait to see if they are correct.  

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Random lnsanity / The Spam game. Movies!
« on: September 25, 2009, 11:33:57 am »
Yeah I am drawing a blank on that too....though the best I can think of is Meet the Fockers, when Ben Stiller gets hammered and calls the look a like 15yr old kid his son.

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Random lnsanity / The Spam game. Movies!
« on: September 25, 2009, 03:56:54 am »
Quote from: Zitan XLII
House of 1,000 Corpses


yeppers...ask your question

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Random lnsanity / The Spam game. Movies!
« on: September 24, 2009, 10:26:49 pm »
Quote from: Jenne
These here are the top of the line. Scientifically engineered and all that crap. Guaranteed by some Sierra Club asshole not to hurt a chipmunk IF you step on it! Personally, I think they're for pussies and FAGGOTS! Now THESE are Vietnam jungle boots. Cost you half as much, last you twice as long, and are great for stomping QUEERS! 'Course when you're done you have to clean out the waffle with a stick, but what the hell, you can't have everything, right? Am I right or wrong?

Hee hee, too easy.

Falling Down.

Actor 1: "Hey, I know you. You work down at the hardware store. Richard Wick right? All the guys make fun out of you. They call you 'Little Dick Wick.' They even sing a song about you."
Actor 2: "Shut your trap."
Actor 1: [sing-song] 'Little Dick Wick, played with his prick, don't his smell just make you sick?'

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Random lnsanity / What does your desktop look like?
« on: September 24, 2009, 01:14:38 am »
Quote from: Thunder Strike
Guess which one they used for Mount Doom.

Mt Ngauruhoe.

Man, your icons are freaking huge....I thought I was old and getting blind....I removed my icons for the most part because my desktop is flooded with em. I got all sorts of icons for editing games like Arma 2 to military stuff.

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Random lnsanity / What did you want to be when you grew up?
« on: September 23, 2009, 10:49:29 pm »
Quote from: Zelfer
I wanted to be in the USAF....but I fail at most of the requirements.Sooo I really don't know yet.

If you don't mind what do you fail at?

Quote from: gangs20003
pilot in the navy , still gunning for it ! still afraid of heights though!

Go bungie jumping, para gliding, sky diving, etc. Thats how I killed my fears, I met them, punched them in the face and kept moving. I had a fear of spiders for a while, now I have Thomas, my Mexican Redknee Tarantula chilling on my desk and crawling over my stuff. And for along time I hated water, I didn't mind the shower/bath but swimming in the ocean hell no. Swimming in unknown water, nope. Swimming in my childhood pond sure. But you know I had a fear. So anywho I went diving, then as I became more advanced I did some explorational diving and even went on a cave dive, which i really wanted to shit my pants. Then I went to US Army SCUBA school in Key West . Now I love it.


As for my answer, I always wanted to be a Soldier. Its my family bloodline. My Dad and my Grandfather were, my brother, etc.




Though there was a brief time I wanted to be a male stipper...but..nvm.

Whoa...I got a picture for my word..sweet...now how to do that on my forums....

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Random lnsanity / The U.S. Air Force
« on: September 23, 2009, 10:46:28 pm »
Hmm...I was a recruiter for the US Army...I see potential for you...j/k. I sucked at it. I was always up front. I guess thats what killed me as a recruiter.

But anywho,

College is always accounted for in any of the US Armed Forces. Its not singular based on branch of service. All tuition and such is covered, except for books. If you want you can use your GI bill to pay for those. Thats what I did.

In all honesty I am glad I did my schooling while in the service than outside of service, like my wife did. We still feel abit of the sting in the wallet when we pay the goverment back for them covering her College before entering. They paid off her debt, but we still owe that debt back, well to a certain degree. Yeah it helped in honesty in the long run. But like for me, I never saw it kicking my wallet in the sack.

But as far as a way to sum up the Services to what you want here is a guideline I used when I first considered joining, (oh god, that was in 1996):
1. Navy/Coast Guard is good for tech jobs, sea-farer positions, and medical. Though Coasties are 75% on American coastal waters.

2. Marine Corps is good for the inner kick ass in you, while being screamed at for not being hardcore. Basically the  jolly green fighting machine. While having a majority of itself being sea to land warfare.

3. Air Force is good for engineering, tech, air warfare, as well as all around general security. I don't count pilot stuff exactly here as each branch has aerial support. (I live on a Air Force installation in Germany, I feel better here than the Army bases. The Air Force bases are guarded by Air Force and a few local counterparts, where the Army posts are guarded by a contracted company)

4. Army is great for all around jobs. It out of all the branches has more jobs than the other branches. You can be a bridge building engineer to a ground pounding grunt, to a x-ray tech to a veterinarian. Also it is the only branch where being promoted from E-1 to E-4 is automatic. Though honestly its not my cup of tea, I think they all should fight over E-4, keeps out the lazy people but it was a selling point when I recruited.

All in all, if you consider joining ANY of the said Services, remember one main thing, Always Always Always, one more to grow on ALWAYS, get any promise, assurance, etc on paper before you sign. From the begining to now during my career I always heard of so and so getting ripped off because Mr. Recruiter said he/she would get this. If its not on paper it ain't gonna happen.

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Random lnsanity / The Spam game. Movies!
« on: September 23, 2009, 09:40:34 pm »
oh you can rate it? Well its ok that you did

But anywho it was rain man...

so here is my movie qoute:

"Don't talk at me boy as if I've never seen a war!"

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Random lnsanity / The Spam game. Movies!
« on: September 23, 2009, 02:24:08 pm »
Rain man? (seeing how this isn't a skippy topic I made)

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Random lnsanity / The Spam game. Movies!
« on: September 23, 2009, 05:13:32 am »
I know the movie  but in the sake of fun...maybe someone else will try it.

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Random lnsanity / The Spam game. Movies!
« on: September 22, 2009, 09:02:09 pm »
using a image, phrase, or what not, someone asks a question about a Movie

(i would say TV shows also, but I watch about as much TV as my grass growing, that and from doing it on my own forums at one time having people ask UK TV show questions puts me at odds)

Example:
 Question: What movie does the lead character say: "Do you feel lucky punk?"

Someone else would answer: Dirty Harry

Most of them doesnt have to be exact. Just within a stones throw of right. Meaning taking something from a Rambo movie and going "NO...your answer is wrong...its Rambo 2", when just a general answer of Rambo would work.

Also, if 5 people answer it correctly, then go with the first person with the correct answer.


I will start:

Out of a newer movie, "What the hell does everybody want with my Gran Torino?"

(I hope thats easy enough )



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Random lnsanity / What does your desktop look like?
« on: September 22, 2009, 08:50:40 pm »
This was my background for awhile...

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1262/41291066.jpg

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Random lnsanity / What does your desktop look like?
« on: September 22, 2009, 08:49:41 am »
Wow...my meds are working (had surgery on monday) '

I thought desktop...like..you know your computer..

but anywho my desktop is well um...standard vista...I am too lazy to change it.

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