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My cat wants to kill me, I swear it.
« on: October 22, 2011, 12:31:56 am »
So I am typing in the dark on my bed at 12:30, thinking I should go to bed, I just happen to look up and there she is! Stalker kitty! I thought she was sleeping but she is staring directly at me with those murderous glow in the dark eyes. I just know it! Now I won't ever be able to sleep knowing my cat wants me to die. D:
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Re: My cat wants to kill me, I swear it.
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Re: My cat wants to kill me, I swear it.
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2011, 12:51:44 am »
Quote from: Mia on October 22, 2011, 12:31:56 am
Stalker kitty!
You should have named it Leo.
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Re: My cat wants to kill me, I swear it.
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2011, 02:02:15 am »
lol, locke

[00:29:01] <%Mia[IRON]> My cat is creeping me out.
[00:29:01] <%Mia[IRON]> D:
[00:29:33] <%Mia[IRON]> I am in my room in utter darkness and I am typing away, I look up and she is staring at me with those glow in the dark eyes.
[00:29:33] <%Mia[IRON]> D:
[00:30:29] <%brian|ria> http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
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Re: My cat wants to kill me, I swear it.
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2011, 02:16:40 am »
I swear, all cats are pure evil.
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Re: My cat wants to kill me, I swear it.
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2011, 07:09:26 pm »
God bless youtube - undeniably the greatest source of cat videos for mankind

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Re: My cat wants to kill me, I swear it.
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2011, 07:23:07 pm »
Quote from: Brian on October 22, 2011, 02:02:15 am
lol, locke

[00:29:01] <%Mia[IRON]> My cat is creeping me out.
[00:29:01] <%Mia[IRON]> D:
[00:29:33] <%Mia[IRON]> I am in my room in utter darkness and I am typing away, I look up and she is staring at me with those glow in the dark eyes.
[00:29:33] <%Mia[IRON]> D:
[00:30:29] <%brian|ria> http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

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Re: My cat wants to kill me, I swear it.
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2011, 09:02:29 pm »
Simon's Cat ' Hot Spot'


What my cat decided to do to my math assignment.
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Re: My cat wants to kill me, I swear it.
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2011, 04:29:34 pm »
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Re: My cat wants to kill me, I swear it.
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2011, 01:07:54 am »
The Chinese do such wonderful things with cats these days.
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