The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then I use the rope and tie you naked to the chair as I force feed you every bit of my bacon ice cream until you choke to death, or you're brain goes permanently numb from all of the massive brainfreezees, whichever comes first.

I wish i knew why EM had to tie me naked?

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but the memories that you supressed from that awful night come flooding back in your head like a tidal wave.  Images of your restrained and naked body, glistening with ice cream, the sound of fresh bacon still sizzling on the skillet over powers your senses.  Flesh, cream, meat, and uhh, more meat is more than you can bare and you enter a near death like coma tose state.

God damn, I wish I wasn't so perverted all the time.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then the Red Light District would be no more.

I wish I could watch a new decent anime movie.

[Electric Mango]

Granted but it turns you into a chronic masterbater

I wish I could piss fire

[Viper6525D]

Granted. Congrats, now you have extreme prostate cancer.

I wish they found a cure for cancer.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but the only way they would give it to you is if you do a dirty secret dance for me, a dance that makes you feel dirty and ashamed.

I wish I had a camcorder

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but you get mine...

Im not fucking kidding, my camcorder sucks so much it doesnt even deserve to suck llama's dick.

I wish for more s0da. I DEMAND TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT!

[Electric Mango]

You get more tonic, but it jacks you up so bad that you're parents think you're a tweeker and they enter you into rehab w/ Dr Drew

I wish I wasn't such a bad influence on the RIA

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then the RIA gets boring and to make it more interesting, we throw you in a tub of hydrochloric acid.

I wish I had more badass games for my new X-Box 360.

[triviuum]

Granted, but then the RIA gets boring and to make it more interesting, we throw you in a tub of hydrochloric acid.

I wish I had more badass games for my new X-Box 360.

Granted but your xbox got the red rings of death shortly after.

i wish i had a new system for my truck

[Electric Mango]

Granted, and it freaking rocks socks.  Unfortunately it brings a lot of unwanted attention from some unsavory characters.  No, your radio wasn't stolen, you were raeped.

I wish I never would have slept w/Leo that one night.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but now you slept w/ llama.

I wish I had the power of time traveling, so I can screw up the time stream continuum!

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but the past you screws up the present and instead of being born, you reincarnate as my cum sock.

I wish the next poster applies for a mask at IRON's embassy.

http://www.iron-command.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then the IRON cant handle my ice cream, so IRON gets pissed off at me, causing the IRON and RIA to go to war w/ each other.
(Meh, I didnt think I was gotta do a good job anyways)

I wish for more pasta.

[The Angry Alien]

Grated, but the mailing label gets smudged so you get boxes full of paste.

I wish for FlameAce to blow up. Now.

[Rorick]

Granted, but the bomb doesn't detonate when it was supposed to. It blows up on you when you go to see what's wrong after he leaves.

I wish I had a proper war chest....

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but your warchest now looks like this:



I wish I talked w/ a cool British accent

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but then you'd be a fagg0t.

I wish I laid Kendra from the Girls Next Door.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then she gives you AIDS.


I wish I had pet parrot that did everything I told it to do.

[Rorick]

Granted, but one day, when your mad for other reasons, you sarcastically tell it that you hate it and you never want to see it again, and it flies away, never to be seen again.

I wish it would stop snowing, been doing that all day yesterday and today. XP