Author Topic: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation (Read 121936 times)

Dom Zak · « **Reply #620 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:49:53 pm »

Granted. You sword has gone through your groin and lodged itself in your prostate.

I wish to be alone with Leo

Rorick · « **Reply #621 on:** April 27, 2010, 05:02:22 pm »

Granted, but you discover you aren't ready to be with his awesomeness, but as Leo never takes no for an answer, he rapes you in more ways than one can imagine.

I wish we weren't a bunch of sick, twisted fucks.

king maguga · « **Reply #622 on:** April 27, 2010, 05:16:25 pm »

Granted, We all become monks but our religious order commands us to light our selves on fire to protest against the sick and twisted of the world!

I wish I had a boomerang!

Jenne · « **Reply #623 on:** April 27, 2010, 05:47:34 pm »

Quote from: Shadow Rorick on April 26, 2010, 08:52:32 pm

XD the filter turns rape into recruit.

Yes, I know this. Just thought it was funny.

Granted, but it comes back and hits you in the nards.

I wish my bulldog could fly.

Dom Zak · « **Reply #624 on:** April 27, 2010, 06:19:25 pm »

granted. But it flies away to Neverland

I wish I had a new phone.

Rorick · « **Reply #625 on:** April 27, 2010, 07:04:58 pm »

granted, but the background is goatsy, and you can never change it.

I wish I could unsee IT.

Jenne · « **Reply #626 on:** April 27, 2010, 07:15:27 pm »

Granted. But then you see it again anyway.

I wish people had the fucking courtesy to give notice before dropping a trade.

king maguga · « **Reply #627 on:** April 27, 2010, 08:43:08 pm »

Granted, you receive advanced notice

... but you get so excited you accidentally delete your nation!

I wish I had civic center 8)

Echorion · « **Reply #628 on:** April 28, 2010, 05:22:08 am »

Granted, but a natural disaster flattens it the next day, and you get sued.

I wish I would be done with my AP's...

Jenne · « **Reply #629 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:48:07 am »

Granted. You got a 1 on all of them.

I wish my school loans would disappear.

Echorion · « **Reply #630 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:52:00 am »

Granted, but you are behind on your credit card bills, so your house gets sacked.

I wish I would finally graduate - 36 more days!

Rorick · « **Reply #631 on:** April 28, 2010, 11:32:09 am »

granted, but it turns out you failed this year, and you keep failing for the next four years until they finally graduate you to get you out of their hair.

I wish we'd move to SC sooner....

Dom Zak · « **Reply #632 on:** April 28, 2010, 05:02:42 pm »

granted, but then a hurricane comes and tears apart your house

I wish I had straight hair

king maguga · « **Reply #633 on:** April 28, 2010, 05:33:42 pm »

Granted, but it grows very fast and only on your knee's

I wish I had a blimp!

Jenne · « **Reply #634 on:** April 28, 2010, 05:39:03 pm »

Granted. You marry a fat bitch.

I wish I had a midget to shave my nuts.

king maguga · « **Reply #635 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:36:16 pm »

lol!... I suppose thats better than the Hindenburg. / Granted, but your midget is also blind and trembles uncontrollably!

I wish I married a super model instead.

Echorion · « **Reply #636 on:** April 28, 2010, 11:36:20 pm »

Granted, but she is a drug addict and rids you of all your money.

I wish I had flying Rhino.

Jenne · « **Reply #637 on:** April 29, 2010, 06:56:24 am »

Granted, but someone cuts his tusk off and he drips blood everywhere he goes.

I wish my sinuses would let me breathe through my nose.

Rorick · « **Reply #638 on:** April 29, 2010, 10:07:09 am »

Granted, but now you have to breath through your ass.... $:-\$

I wish Tilton would man up to what he did.

king maguga · « **Reply #639 on:** April 29, 2010, 12:21:05 pm »

Granted, but he implicates you as his man on the inside in the trial against him hacking the RIA site,
and you are both banished from cn forever!

I wish I had a penthouse apartment that took up the entire floor of a skyscraper ! / sky building! lol dam filter! 8)

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