The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Viper6525D]

Granted but it doesnt stop snowing for another day, and by that time, your house is completely submerged in snow and ice, burritos you w/o heat or power and you trapped in your home.

I wish I was as insane as Rena. @_@

[Magnum9987]

Granted, but you are thrown into the luny bin, sharing a room with Rena.

I wish for great big bag of sweet, stinky weed.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but you are thrown into the luny bin, sharing a room with Rena.

I wish for great big bag of sweet, stinky weed.

OMG THANK YOU! THATS AWESOME!!!!! Well, minus the fact im in a mental institute.

FOR THAT I GIVE YOU ICE CREAM:


As for you wish, its granted, but then your so stoned, that you try and ask a cop if he wants a joint.

I wish for an F13 button on my keyboard and it does something.

[Jenne]

Granted, but it squirts piss in your eye.

I wish Best Buy was not out of PS3's

[Electric Mango]

Granted, they announce they have a new shipment and you get trampled in the horde of fatties scrambling for the prize.

I wish I had the power to literally smack sense into people.

[Jenne]

Granted, but you start randomly smacking NASCAR fans.  You convert enough of them that the sport collapses.  The remaining rednecks which you have not managed to smack take their constitutionally protected guns, form a milita and revolt against the government.  

I wish the hoard of fatties was naked and rushing to ravage my body.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but then you have a hoard of fatties trying to ravish your body...uh wait, you actually wanted that....

I meant,  Granted, but by the time they catch you they've used so much energy, it's caused them to lose calories and shed weight, by the time they catch you, they're super foxes.

I wish I could give anyone a flat tire if they pissed me off while I was driving.

[Jenne]

I guess all corruptions don't have to be bad...

Granted, but they spin out, clip your rear end, and you spin off the road, over the side of the bridge and into the river.

I with lasagna was not fattening.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but now it just gives you instant strokes!

I wish I had the power to defy gravity.

[Crazyman93]

Granted, but you fly off into space.

I wish I could know what happiness is.

[Jenne]

Granted, but it just depresses you more.

I wish boogers tasted like ice cream.

[Crazyman93]

Granted, but you get addicted and someone lines your nose with extra strength super glue.

I wish for death.

[Reoga]

So sorry, we are all out of death. your other choice is.....or cake.


I wish the cake was pie

[Crazyman93]

Since the cake is a lie, you get nothing but an empty pie plate

I wish RIA didn't censor stupid shit.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but now they just sensor you instead

I wish pot was a Schedule II substance.

[Crazyman93]

Granted but it's now a suicide drug.

I wish I knew what the hell schedulle two was

[Electric Mango]

Granted but you find out that what it means is that two guys come take turns butt raping you

I wish that I could make people shart themselves on command.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then you accidentally command yourself to shart yourself until you die.

I wish for a wish that gets corrupted.

@Crazyman93:
A schedule II drug is a drug that is used for medical purposes, but the use and distribution of these drugs are monitored by the DEA. Drugs include Coke andne, and idk what else...look it up
...took a nursing assistant class last year in high school.

But now that you kno, *summons the two guys* have fun!

[Crazyman93]

Granted, but it somehow doesn't and you die for no apparent reason

I wish I was a girl so I could enjoy my pain and suffering...

[Viper6525D]

(id say something like, "ha, for saying my wish isnt corrupted, you corrupted my wish" but after a long day, i couldnt give s ashit anymore)

Granted, but then you end up like paris hilton...only we all raep you before we kill you.

I wish for sugar! (b/c my insanity levels are disappointingly low atm.)