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Haiku Contest for RIA
« on: November 23, 2011, 11:31:21 pm »
Let's have a contest! You all know how to do this!

3 lines
3-7-5 syllables order

Here are some examples:

I walk across sand
And find myself blistering
In the hot, hot heat

Write me a super
Haiku and make me smile
and you'll win win win
Jessy Evelyn Donnelly

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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2011, 11:57:17 pm »
My name is Kenny

I thought today was Friday

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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2011, 12:14:23 am »
please ignore the above post, it is most likely worthless and a waste of your time to read.
TL;DR go on with your life while you still can.

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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2011, 03:23:34 am »
moth moth moth

moth moth moth moth moth

moth moth moth



edit:

oh look it's a girl

I mourn the fate of this thread

in before leo
« Last Edit: November 24, 2011, 03:38:24 am by llamavore »


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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2011, 05:50:37 am »
'tis sliding away
Into a watery grave.
laxatives work well.
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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2011, 06:48:54 am »
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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2011, 04:19:25 pm »
edit:

oh look it's a girl
I mourn the fate of this thread
in before leo

Oh look a llama
I just ate this thread... Yummy...  :v
Llama is gone :c


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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2011, 09:54:18 am »
Avast ye
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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2011, 09:59:03 am »
An idiot talks
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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2011, 11:56:04 pm »
This topic makes laughter
For haiku are strange indeed
I don't think I'm good

Edit:

Not right style used
for most create haiku with wrong
syllable count used

(The rules says 3-7-5 count. Most are using the traditional 5-7-5 count. Including these two. >.>)
« Last Edit: November 26, 2011, 12:03:19 am by C/Staff Sgt. Rorick »


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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2011, 09:44:19 am »
TOP war is coming
Let me see your war face, Ahh!
Praise Cactuallah

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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2011, 10:54:01 am »
Impressed
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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2011, 09:18:28 pm »
Hey look, it's Jessy
Oh, I thought she was dead, but
Llama's pissed, fuck him
looking for new sig
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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2011, 02:59:23 am »
Leo trolling
Unattended by any
Posting by Mia

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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2011, 12:14:31 pm »
To be honest, I think RIA is more of a Limerick crowd.

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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2011, 01:12:53 pm »
Oh look, a kenny, i have found.
He likes his tits, all firm and round.
He's old as hay,
Some think he's gay.
His hair is purdy, it touches the ground.
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<%Leo[RIA]> it's better to be feared than respected
<%Leo[RIA]> especially if you lost that respect mentally raping them with spam
Yeah, fuck you.
Those kind of pictures really don't do it for me. To each their own, I suppose.
Not enough goats?
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He likes his tits, all firm and round.
He's old as hay,
Some think he's gay.
His hair is purdy, it touches the ground.

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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2011, 01:22:13 pm »
Hello Gangs
That sure looks like iambic
pentameter

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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2011, 02:55:07 pm »
Oh look, a kenny, i have found.
He likes his tits, all firm and round.
He's old as hay,
Some think he's gay.
His hair is purdy, it touches the ground.

This contest is over.

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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2011, 02:57:50 pm »
Oh look, a kenny, i have found.
He likes his tits, all firm and round.
He's old as hay,
Some think he's gay.
His hair is purdy, it touches the ground.


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Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2011, 03:54:16 am »
Let's have a contest! You all know how to do this!

3 lines
3-7-5 syllables order

Here are some examples:

I walk across sand
And find myself blistering
In the hot, hot heat

Write me a super
Haiku and make me smile
and you'll win win win
Who won this ! WHO WON! I MUST KNOW!
Quote
<%Leo[RIA]> it's better to be feared than respected
<%Leo[RIA]> especially if you lost that respect mentally raping them with spam
Yeah, fuck you.
Those kind of pictures really don't do it for me. To each their own, I suppose.
Not enough goats?
Oh look, a kenny, i have found.
He likes his tits, all firm and round.
He's old as hay,
Some think he's gay.
His hair is purdy, it touches the ground.

 




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