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How long should I microwave my steak?
« on: November 28, 2011, 03:11:26 pm »
I want it to be really well done so that it goes well with large amounts of ketchup.

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2011, 03:20:19 pm »
Whats your wattage and do you mind if it's cut up?
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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2011, 03:25:08 pm »
I don't know my microwave's wattage, I didn't see that on the front anywhere.

I definitely don't mind if it's cut up, but I hope you don't have it yourself because I prefer the way my mom cuts it.

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2011, 03:32:06 pm »
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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2011, 03:32:51 pm »
I'll just guess and say 1000
If it was me, I cut it into strips and nuke it for 1.5 to 2 minutes and check it.  If you try to nuke a big chunk you'll have varying temps and that can be unpleasant no matter how much ketchup you use. Bovine is tough to microwave and be happy about it afterwards.
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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2011, 03:35:32 pm »
I actually like it chewy.

What would be the optimal setting for chewy steak w/ ketchup?

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2011, 03:40:36 pm »
you could try 60% power and 2.5 - 3 minutes.  I'm sort of guessing here because I've only attempted to reheat tri-tip quesadillas with varying success.  What kind of steak are we talking, New York strip?
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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2011, 03:45:42 pm »
Flank steak

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2011, 05:21:20 pm »
I didn't know the RIA also offers cooking courses

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2011, 05:22:25 pm »
Man up and grill the bitch.

Or at least George Foremen it.
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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2011, 06:33:49 pm »
I don't want to start a fire and I don't know how to use a grill

Please, let's just focus on my microwaved steak

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2011, 06:42:19 pm »
I want microwaved food too, i have the microwave and i have eggs, cheese, bread, ketchup, leftover butter chicken and lots of veggies.

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2011, 06:45:11 pm »
microwaved steak? do you have an oven available? Pan fry that cocksucker salt pepper broil it bake it.

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2011, 06:55:37 pm »
Come on guys, i'm serious, help me out here.
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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2011, 07:55:34 pm »
Come on guys, i'm serious, help me out here.

I've never tried making omelets in the microwave don't think it would work

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2011, 08:02:16 pm »
Come on guys, i'm serious, help me out here.

I've never tried making omelets in the microwave don't think it would work
I've done it before.  It's not that good.  But it does work.  They come out kinda like fluffy buffet type eggs.

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2011, 08:21:06 pm »
Damnit Kenny, I came in to recommend ketchup.

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2011, 07:18:53 am »
What kind of ketchup?

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
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