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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2011, 10:14:47 pm »
What kind of ketchup?
How many kinds are there? :?
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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2011, 12:10:02 am »
I wish they still made purple ketchup.



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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2011, 04:11:34 am »
What kind of ketchup?
How many kinds are there? :?

Well, there is Heinz, of course.  Then all the other brands that try to emulate Heinz.  Then there is apparently the purple kind.  But if it is a steak, then you want a specialised steak ketchup - the chunky kind.  You might have to go to a yuppie's home to find it, but it is really the right way to go.

On the subject of MW a steak, maybe it's the Irish in me, but what you should do is put it in a bowl of water, and then nuke the whole kit and cabootle for 5 minutes on high.  It will taste like shit, but at least be more recognizable as shit than MW it straight up, and will deliver a more consistently chewy experience.

If you really want to spruce it up, cover the bowl with a little aluminium foil, and watch the sparks fly.

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2011, 05:01:54 am »
Banana ketchup.
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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2011, 07:43:17 am »
Banana ketchup needs only the company of a spoon.

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2011, 01:27:58 pm »
I used to microwave spiders when I was a kid. I still remember the smell. I don't microwave things anymore.


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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2011, 03:29:50 pm »
Did you eat them?

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2011, 06:33:15 pm »
Did you eat them?

I know the're edible but still the thought of it Yuck




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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2011, 02:16:00 am »
I never would have guessed that Llamavore was Thai.

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2011, 07:19:04 am »
I saw a guy on TV eat fried tarantulas or something, he said they tasted like crab. makes sense... crabs are basically sea spiders. well except some crabs just eat carrion... the spiders eat fresher food so they might taste even better.

but no, I didn't eat them. anything smaller than a tarantula isn't really edible, it's all bony legs and hairs and fangs and guts. I think the part you'd want to eat is the leg meat.


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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2011, 03:04:48 pm »
Well, Llamavore, thanks for that ramble, but it is a little beside the point, isn't it?  Are you Thai?

Also, I don't think Abe specified that he planned to eat the steak.  Seriously Abe, what are you planning to do with your micro-boiled ketchup steak?  Practice cunnilingus?

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2011, 04:43:19 pm »
no, I'm not thai


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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2011, 08:02:23 am »
Do you like thai?  I think it's awesome, but it makes me shit myself silly.

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2011, 01:38:28 pm »
haven't had it in more than 10 years but yeah, from what I recall it's good


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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2011, 06:45:24 am »
What happens to spiders when you nuke them?

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2011, 06:55:51 am »
spider pop corn ?

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2011, 07:19:31 am »
Indian food makes thai taste like cotton candy....
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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2011, 07:48:03 am »
Good point - but Indian food is more honest.  As you eat it you know there will be repercussions in 20 minutes (especially if you tell them that you've lived in India, so not to hold back).  It really is like burning the candle at both ends, with a colossal "hoops of fire" finish. 

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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2011, 09:12:14 am »
What happens to spiders when you nuke them?
they wiggle around for a bit then stumble over. the microwaves boil their insides until their abdomen pops. smells bad.


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Re: How long should I microwave my steak?
« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2011, 12:32:01 pm »
Interesting.  I imagine that it smells like burnt hair.

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