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How did this guy manage to escape?
« on: April 27, 2012, 06:48:20 am »
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/04/27/world/asia/china-activist-escape/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Seriously - a blind guy escapes house arrest in Beijing?  Embarassing enough that he is blind and got away, but how come they can't find him?

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Re: How did this guy manage to escape?
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2012, 03:28:22 pm »
He's making a run at the Hide and Seek championship, current records:

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Re: How did this guy manage to escape?
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2012, 03:45:06 pm »
probably used his long period of imprisonment and house arrest to perfect some new sort of stealth kung-fu.

let's see, he escaped last sunday? he could be anywhere by now. he could even be reading this post.

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Re: How did this guy manage to escape?
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2012, 04:09:59 am »
It's pretty easy to escape house arrest.

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Re: How did this guy manage to escape?
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2012, 06:27:29 am »
Yeah, but this guy must be a genius to stay escaped, to evade the authorities.  I wonder how he blends into his environment.

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Re: How did this guy manage to escape?
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2012, 10:57:22 am »
You can't see me if I can't see you... right?
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Re: How did this guy manage to escape?
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2012, 02:21:56 pm »
He's making a run at the Hide and Seek championship, current records:

Osama Bin Hiden: 10 years

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Didn't they declare Cooper dead under the theory they gave him a training chute by accident and his main chute failed? Plus they found decayed bills from his jacking. Meh.

As for this guy, he's in China. In its capital no less. It's not like it would be hard to blend in easily there.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2012, 02:23:54 pm by Crazyman93 »


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Re: How did this guy manage to escape?
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2012, 02:47:57 pm »
I dunno.  I think he will stick out like a sore thumb.

 




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