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Offline what the pluck

Fucking add me.
« on: January 10, 2016, 05:07:13 pm »
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Next, you must also take this oath:
I, reixith (aithne; Samantha), pledge my services to the betterment of the RIA, so that it in turn will make me a stronger, more capable nation, and a member of a community that will protect and provide for me in my time of need, and I will do the same for its fellow members. As long as I am in the service of the RIA, and as long as it is in my service, I will never shed my loyalty to it, though if I wish to leave I may leave freely and without animosity from fellow members.

VIVA LA RIA!!!
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Offline Kenneth Kenstar

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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2016, 05:36:46 pm »
sorry you need a nation to be let into HQ

please try again

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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2016, 05:41:11 pm »
Fuck you too.
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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2016, 06:15:45 pm »
sorry you need a nation to be let into HQ

please try again
Kenny, I'm the HoIA here and I make the decision whether to let reixith in or not.


Dear Applicant,
With the powers bestowed upon me by the grace of this grand alliance and its fearful members, I, Leonardo Turtle of some nation that was once forgotten but never remembered, do hereby respectfully reject your application.

Please do the following if you wish to join the Alliance of Random Insanity (check all that apply):
_ End all current wars
_ Learn to enjoy waffles
X Break ties with your current alliance
X Create a nation
X Other (please explain): Troll Kenny out of this wretched hive of scum and villany

When you have completed the above, please return and your application will be reconsidered. Thank you and have a day.

Cheers,
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Note: This is an autogenerated reply from an e-mail which is not checked. Please do not reply directly. All inquiries should be sent to Delta1212, Shyox, or Little Squirrel. The Random Insanity Alliance does not intend this as a written, verbal, or mimed contract and offers can be revoked at any time, for any reason, in any universe.
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Offline what the pluck

Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2016, 06:18:12 pm »
But trolling Kenny out of here is a ridiculous notion that you know is impossible. You're a bad HoIA.
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Offline Kenneth Kenstar

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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2016, 06:48:22 pm »
That's only because I think three steps ahead with every post I make. And because I post multiple times in a row it means I'm like 21 steps ahead


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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2016, 07:10:19 pm »
Kenny doesn't really exist on here. He's secretly always gaming.
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Offline Kenneth Kenstar

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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2016, 07:16:16 pm »
Nope not even true can't make sweet combos while making sweet posts

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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2016, 07:28:15 pm »
when I saw this thread I thought it was about a social network and things were about to get facebook real

tbh idk if I want RIA to see my facebook


LOL I'm kidding I'm not coming back to CN. >_>
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Offline Kenneth Kenstar

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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2016, 07:51:59 pm »
I would love to see your facebook but I don't have one.




Yeah. I know. I'm not crazy about not having one anymore. I feel like I'm about to bend. But it'll still be a couple months if I decide to get one.

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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2016, 08:33:15 pm »
But trolling Kenny out of here is a ridiculous notion that you know is impossible. You're a bad HoIA.
This is an exclusive club for the best of the best and it's my job to maintain the level of excellence which has existed here from the beginning. If you don't think you can handle the qualifications, then you aren't qualified.

*has a Facebook, probably not qualified for this job, wonders why he hasn't been kicked out yet*
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Fuck y'all.

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Well, Mia, I honestly think the one thing keeping us from war, is that no one else wants to risk Leo joining them if RIA is beaten to hell
Quote
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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2016, 08:36:19 pm »
I have a facebook, but I doubt anyone wants to see it. :P Kenny and Brian can attest to that. Well, Kenny used to could. Until he ran away from facebook with his tail between his legs, crying about social medias. Or some scenario like that.
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Offline Kenneth Kenstar

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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2016, 10:26:54 pm »
I have a Google+

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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2016, 10:37:50 pm »
What he said ^
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Re: Fucking add me.
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2016, 08:18:07 am »
lololol
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Spoiler for Hiden:
Fuck y'all.

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Well, Mia, I honestly think the one thing keeping us from war, is that no one else wants to risk Leo joining them if RIA is beaten to hell
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<brians_bot>: kenny > big tits
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