Author Topic: dear RIA: i bring you...a paradox! (Read 3406 times)

Crunka · « **on:** November 07, 2007, 12:29:26 am »

worst. myspace. quote. ever.

"Only remember the past and the future, but not the present, as it's already happened..."

1) How can you remember the future? PARADOX!
2) Why has the PRESENT (which means now) already happened?
3) If your reason for not remembering the present is because it's already happened, why would you want to remember the past? Hasn't it already happened?

*brain asplode*
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taken from RI

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!

Ganon5 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 07, 2007, 12:44:45 am »

Queue1 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 07, 2007, 12:45:07 am »

They probably got hold of some bad acid

Signothorn · « **Reply #3 on:** November 07, 2007, 12:47:54 am »

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6717/paradocs9fdbd4oq8.jpg

dear RIA: i bring you...a paradox!

Prince Tomb · « **Reply #4 on:** November 07, 2007, 12:51:20 am »

thats a paradox how bout this one:
a bicycle owners manual suggests that children should not ride at night OR after dusk
aren't those the same thing?

Crunka · « **Reply #5 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:03:59 am »

or are they?

Prince Tomb · « **Reply #6 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:06:20 am »

who knows yours is a better one anyways lol

Crunka · « **Reply #7 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:08:07 am »

what would happen if an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

Prince Tomb · « **Reply #8 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:12:02 am »

Quote from: Crunka

what would happen if an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

ouch brain hurt
why are carrots oranger than oranges?

Prince Tomb · « **Reply #9 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:15:17 am »

why is bread square and sandwich meat round?

Flask · « **Reply #10 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:18:43 am »

Quote from: Crunka

what would happen if an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

Juggernaut vs. The Blob.

Who wins? Nobody knows.

Prince Tomb · « **Reply #11 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:21:53 am »

heres a paradox: why are we talking bout paradoxs(or paradoxi not sure) so late at night?

Crunka · « **Reply #12 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:23:39 am »

because at night i get really creative/emotional/intelligent/philosophical/etc.

Crunka · « **Reply #13 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:26:18 am »

Quote from: Crunka

what would happen if an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

one response to this paradox is that if a force is irresistible, then by definition there is no truly immovable object; conversely, if an immovable object were to exist, then no force could be defined as being truly irresistible.

Prince Tomb · « **Reply #14 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:26:58 am »

Quote from: Crunka

because at night i get really creative/emotional/intelligent/philosophical/etc.

don't we all lol personally i'm trying to figure out the paradox of y waffle taste so f***ing good

Flask · « **Reply #15 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:35:06 am »

Crunka, did you just answer your own question through a quote?

Flask · « **Reply #16 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:36:28 am »

Also, Tomb, none of your questions are really paradoxes....just weird stuff without common sense.

Prince Tomb · « **Reply #17 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:39:58 am »

Quote from: Flask

Also, Tomb, none of your questions are really paradoxes....just weird stuff without common sense.

of course i can't think of any real paradoxs.... its random insane stuff its not suppose to have common sense
da only time i make sense is when i'm drunk

Crunka · « **Reply #18 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:46:46 am »

lol, yeah.

well, no one tried to answer it. however i still haven't answered it, i can't seem to make any progress.

GRR! this is going to drive me insane!

Prince Tomb · « **Reply #19 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:49:30 am »

if the universe is infinite and it is fair to say we are not alone due to the fact that there are an infinite number of inhabitable worlds like earth then the toniculation of the universe would also be infinite

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