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« on: August 06, 2007, 01:55:56 pm »
BANANAS

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2007, 02:23:17 pm »
And then you woke up?
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2007, 06:43:46 pm »
If only, friend, if only.

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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2007, 08:53:33 pm »
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BANANAS

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

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Now I have that song stuck in my head, thanks

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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2007, 09:13:32 pm »
That was the plan.  Your own fault for taking the bait

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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2007, 09:35:25 pm »
It's possible...


You just kick them really hard

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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2007, 10:19:04 pm »
yeah its not uncommon for it to break without any sort of sexual contact.

a few sports tend to do the trick some time...iv heard that a few swimmers in jr high and high school end up breaking theirs from the swimming.
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 10:22:41 pm »
any contact sport too, like soccer


probably with all the pressure in the lower abdomen, from the bumps and the fact that when swimming/whatever did the trick probably put alot of strain on it

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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2007, 11:11:45 pm »
y are u people discussing this?

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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2007, 11:32:49 pm »
lol haven't you figured it out yet? People here are insane.

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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2007, 11:51:08 pm »
Horse riding

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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2007, 12:22:16 am »
this is a weird conversation

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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2007, 12:22:29 am »
and gross

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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2007, 05:53:10 am »
Ok then...new topic...


Guys, if you got a leach on your taint, would you leave it there as a trophy? Or would you try to be rid of it as soon as you can?

Discuss!
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« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2007, 06:38:01 am »
You mean a girlfriend who knows her job?  Definitely leave her there.

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« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2007, 07:16:56 am »
I would take it off <_<
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« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2007, 11:39:14 am »
what does that mean?

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« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2007, 11:54:39 am »
I don't know.  This was meant to be an innocent lyrics trap topic.  Look what it's turned into!

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« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2007, 12:16:51 pm »
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Ok then...new topic...


Guys, if you got a leach on your taint, would you leave it there as a trophy? Or would you try to be rid of it as soon as you can?

Discuss!
no this what does this mean?

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« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2007, 12:21:17 pm »
'taint the balls, and 'taint the pooper!  You can figure out the rest, I'm sure.

 


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