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« on: October 01, 2007, 05:39:08 pm »
A man lies dead in the middle of a room.  There's a desk, a table, and an open drawer.  How did he die?
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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2007, 05:39:49 pm »
Desk assaulted the table, open drawer shot the desk, table fell on the guy.

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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 05:42:14 pm »
Riddle fails. Too ambiguous.
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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2007, 05:52:32 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2007, 05:54:38 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2007, 06:02:55 pm »
He died because he had been sealing envelopes at his desk. He opened the drawer for more stamps, but he was unaware that the stamps had been poisoned. He then licked a poisonous stamp, and almost immediately reacted. He jumped up out from behind his desk, forgetting to close the drawer, stumbles to the middle of the room and then falls, the poison had already take over. He then faced his untimely demise.

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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2007, 06:26:55 pm »
He shot himself because his parents didn't love him.
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2007, 06:35:07 pm »
i walked in took the gun out of his drawer and shot him in the head
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2007, 06:41:21 pm »
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He shot himself because his parents didn't love him.

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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2007, 07:03:25 pm »
I called it: unless Kieran tells that joke, it's not funny.  >_>
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2007, 07:09:42 pm »
He took the cyanide capsule out of the drawer and ate it.
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2007, 07:30:05 pm »
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He shot himself because his parents didn't love him.
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2007, 09:15:52 pm »
he ran out of air. i must assume that the room is entirely sealed, because you didn't say otherwise.
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