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« on: September 08, 2007, 06:38:45 pm »
I ate the seeds of my watermelon. What now? I frankly don't want to become a plant-person. Someone help me!
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2007, 06:47:00 pm »
It might not be too late. If you have anything sharp you can cut into your intestines and stop the seeds as they are coming through. Otherwise they will attach themselves to your insides and that is the beginning of the end
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2007, 06:58:53 pm »
UHOH! A watermelon is going to grow in your insides and ES-SPLODE!!!
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2007, 07:20:03 pm »
Uhm, I don't wanna cut myself up. But then again I don't wanna be a plant-person.
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2007, 08:12:43 pm »
800! Banana!
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2007, 08:41:13 pm »
Here's what you do:

Get some of that miracle grow shit, some dirt, and a bottle of tonic. Eat the shit, chug the tonic, and BAM! You're a watermelon.

Oh wait- Just avoid sun and water <__<
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2007, 10:11:13 pm »
If you think about it... Water and sun helps human live. Holy crap! Are we plants already?!
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2007, 10:18:51 pm »
OH LAWD YOU ATE THE SHIT!
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2007, 10:20:02 pm »
So?
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2007, 10:21:25 pm »
I'ma call you watermelon now
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2007, 10:22:47 pm »
Ohnoeyoudidn't!
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2007, 10:23:20 pm »
OhyesIdidwatermelon
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2007, 10:32:03 pm »
Alright fine. I'll be Watermelon.
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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2007, 10:44:41 pm »
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Here's what you do:

Get some of that miracle grow shit, some dirt, and a bottle of tonic. Eat the shit, chug the tonic, and BAM! You're a watermelon.

Oh wait- Just avoid sun and water <__<

XFD
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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2007, 08:14:53 pm »
ahh lmao maybe im just having a weird day, but this was the funniest thing ive read in a while. im literally laughing out loud now that doesnt happen much. wtf plant person.

edit: i quoted the first post, didnt know fast reply cancelled quoting.
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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2007, 10:50:14 pm »
That's what we're here for. Keep people laughing.
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« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2007, 01:54:59 am »
youre doomed! can i eat you when you become a delicious watermelon?
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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2007, 07:25:32 am »
I remember those stories as a kid, of other kids eating Watermelon seeds and turning into Watermelon.

Don't be scared
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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2007, 07:58:43 am »
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youre doomed! can i eat you when you become a delicious watermelon?
Uh, sure. But be gentle. And wear a bib that says, "It's Watermelon Time!"
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« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2007, 11:00:53 am »
yes! i've always wanted to have a reason to wear a bib like that, but i've never had a big enough watermelon!
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