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[Skulryk]

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[Jenne]

You: hola
Stranger: do you like the jonas brothers?
You: only when they are on top
Stranger: huh?
You: I like to be dominated
Stranger: whoa k
You: do you like pickles
Stranger: nah there nasty
You: too bad
You: how about start fruit
You: star
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: idk i never had it actually
You: I can help you out with that
You: HOLY SHIT, It's Chris Hansen
Stranger: LMAOOOOOO
Stranger: funnnny ha
You: I gotta go poop
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[Fake from State Jarm]

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You: how bout a round of applause
Stranger: i am not a female, and i am not a horny male either, and yes i am 30
You: a standing ovation
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[Fake from State Jarm]

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You: that was quite a show. very entertaining.
You: you really had me going.
Stranger: ha?
You: but it's over now
Stranger: what are you talking about?
You: go on and take a bow
Stranger: for waha
Stranger: *what
You: don't say you're sorry
You: you're only sorry you got caught
Stranger: oh god!
You: I have you on tape
Stranger: oh
You: and now the whole world knows
Stranger: really?
Stranger: so
You: no one will make the mistake I made
You: I thought you were different, fucknut
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not different
Stranger: I'm the worst!
Stranger: i'm a demon!
You: remember that guy you always worried about and I told you nothing would ever happen
You: well I was crying and telling him how you treated me and he said he thought I deserved best and he always thought I was great
You: and I fucked him just to show you you're wrong
Stranger: vc eh do brasil neh porra?
You: huh? you're pentecostal?
You: this isn't a religious site
Stranger: sure?
You: no speaking in tongues
Stranger: talk with my dick!
You: do you talk with anything else?
Stranger: oh dear god!
Stranger: why don't you kill yourself?
You: do you like waffles
You: I do
Stranger: yeah
You: they're tasty
You: I like little cakes
Stranger: I like your ass
You: I can feel you penetrating me with your mind
You: it's not very satisfying
Stranger: gay...
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[Jenne]

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Stranger: hi
You: poop
You: poop
Stranger: why
You: why not
You: you don't like poop?
Stranger: smells
You: even with peanuts?
Stranger: with beans
You: too runny
You: then you have to wipe forever
You: no fun the the sandpaper TP I have
You: makes my butt bleed
Stranger: how about your pussy
Stranger: what do u wipe that with
You: no, i like it there
Stranger: keep the poop away from ut
Stranger: it
You: front to back, always
Stranger: good girl
You: but its tough to keep it out of the hair
Stranger: well
Stranger: get a douch
Stranger: will clean that up
You: I got you, don't I
Stranger: well
Stranger: for now
You: I thought you loved me?
Stranger: but your fucking too many other guys
You: not into shrimpin?
Stranger: hard to know who have been there every time I go in
Stranger: i like rod hunting Sea Kittens
You: so does my daddy
Stranger: but he can not get it up any more .... your days fucking him are over ...... you have to do the kids now
You:
You: daddy says when the rash goes away, it's right back on the streets for me
Stranger: dicks are small but hard
Stranger: well you have to bring in the bacon
You: I can hide the rash, but the puss is a dead givaway
Stranger: dont use the money all on crack
You: meth is cheeper
Stranger: buy some angle dust for a change
You: the itching scares a few away, but the guys with no teeth are always good to go
Stranger: all they need is to be touched
Stranger: did you do that percing u told me about
You: yep. top of the butthole. It hurt like hell, and I think the needle was rusty. He said it was poop, but I don't believe him
Stranger: get some lemon squeez it on it
You: hope I don't get lockjaw
You: I wouldn't make half the money with my jaw wired shut
Stranger: well you will stil have that ass and pussy running the show
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[pielord47]

You: hi
Stranger: heya]
You: how are you doing?
Stranger: tired
Stranger: u?
You: I'm alive
Stranger: lol
You: I suppose it could be a cruel joke
You: being alive
You: or maybe it's a really funny joke and I missed the punchline
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[pielord47]

You: greetings
Stranger: hello there
You: why doesn't the sun shine on me?
Stranger: is it night over there?
You: let me check
You: well I defiently don't see the sun
You: and it's dark
You: I'm going to assume it's night
Stranger: i like night
You: as do I
Stranger: it is night over here too
You: I don't like sleep though
Stranger: me tooo
Stranger: i sleep in the morning
You: I wish I was an insominiac
You: they don't sleep
Stranger: but they live like they re sleeping when they re wake...
Stranger: i like what i am
Stranger: i sleep a few hours
Stranger: and mostly after the sun comes up
You: but there are dreams
You: I suppose i'd mis dreams
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i almost never remember mines...
You: my English teacher was telling the class about a strange recurring dream he has
Stranger: wich was?
You: he's teaching class and it's going phenomenal
You: he asks a question and everytime 30 hands in the air
You: and then he finishes and he's exhausted and he sits down
You: and the class starts to slow clap
You: and then they come up and dump Gatorade on him
Stranger: haah
Stranger: thats bizarre
You: yes
You: yes it is
You: like a moose on a bicycle
Stranger: have u ever seen waking life?
You: no
Stranger: u should
Stranger: its about dreams
Stranger: and phylosophy
You: I saw March of the Penguins once
You: it was quite boring
Stranger: i bet it is
You: DON'T EVER GO SEE IT
You: go see something nice
You: like uh...
Stranger: oaky
Stranger: i can do that
You: Skillet
You: defiently Skillet
You: that would be much better than Penguins
Stranger: dont know that one
Stranger: what is it about?
Stranger: just a sec
You: Skillet's a band
You: they play music
You: with instruments
You: like guitars and drums
You: and they're named after a pan
You: a frying pan
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what is a pan?
You: you cook penises in it
You: and bacon
You: mmm... bacon
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sounds crazy
Stranger: where they´re from?
You: um...
You: the United States?
Stranger: u too?
You: Memphis, Tennessee Skillet comes from
You: so I was right
You: they are from the US
Stranger: gonna google it
Stranger: look in youtube, better...
You: yes
You: you could do that
You: it's like eating bacon
You: amazing
Stranger: i really hate bacn
Stranger: bacon
Stranger: sorry
You: I feel sorry for you
Stranger: i almost dont eat meat
You: I like hot dogs
You: and pie
You: and cake
You: LIES
Stranger: lies?
Stranger: u like lies?
You: no
You: the cake is a lie
You: it's terrible
You: but it tastes really good
You: best lie I ever did taste
You: but I do not eat lies often so I guess that says very little
Stranger: tahts crazy
Stranger: i like your surrealist way of talking
You: alright then
You: I'm going to have to admit I do not know exactly what surrealism is
Stranger: really?
Stranger: wait
You: super serial
Stranger: do you know salvador dali?
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrealism
You: so it's just random talking?
Stranger: not jsut random
Stranger: it maybe have a meaning
Stranger: for u
Stranger: and for me another one
Stranger: its like a dream
You: or literature
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: or life
You: I suppose
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sso
Stranger: what next?
You: trains
You: you gotta love em
Stranger: in fact
Stranger: not like sheldon
Stranger: but i love them
You: Thomas
You: Thomas the Tank Engine
You: he's blue
You: and he talks
You: he's like a bigger sully from Monster's Inc
You: except he doesn't scare small children
Stranger: no, they usually loves them
You: usually
You: but I guess it's like clowns
You: some childders just don't like them
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats true
Stranger: i hated them
Stranger: i really dont like even now
Stranger: but theys scares the shit out of me when i was a child
You: they can do that
Stranger: they are scary
Stranger: and ugly
Stranger: and REALLY not fun at all
You: DEMON CLOWNS
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: they are!
You: or perhaps they are agents of a darker cause who have been manipulated by an evil overlord and have no say in the atrocities they commit
Stranger: no, they are guilty
Stranger: i know that
Stranger: i can see it in their eyes
Stranger: they are no puppets
You: puppets have wooden eyes
Stranger: they dont
Stranger: u know that
You: yes
You: I would say clowns eyes are not wooden
Stranger: they are not
You: unless it was a wooden clown
Stranger: i never see one of this
You: I'm sure there must be one out there
You: CERAMIC CLOWNS!
You: they have cermaic eyes!
Stranger: hahahaah
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and they are even more bizarre than the real ones
You: dead inside
You: clowns are dead inside
Stranger: dont know that
Stranger: they seen alive
Stranger: looking for lifes to suck in
You: because they're dead
You: they have to leech off of the living
You: zombies
You: all clowns are really zombies
You: and they're slowly taking over our society as we know it
You: get your shovel ready
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: you must be right
Stranger: ill be prepare for them
Stranger: i got my shotgun here in somewhere
Stranger: they will never get near to me
Stranger: NEVER
You: don't worrry
You: I'll come save you when the zombies take over
Stranger: thank you!
Stranger: are u like a zombie buster?
You: I work for the government
You: I specialize in rare dangerous creature extermination
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: thats sound sexy
Stranger: hahaha
You: oh very
You: ladies swoon when I walk by
Stranger: uh
Stranger: but u promise will protect me first
You: I promise
Stranger: okay (L)
Stranger: ill be waiting
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[pielord47]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are oyu?
You: I'm alive
You: how about you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: whats up?
You: ceiling still hanging in there
Stranger: coool
You: yeah, it's real coool
You: like a leather jacket
You: keeps me warm and cool
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[Leo]

Wow, that one guy really got into a deep convo with you.

[David Belle]

You: HEYO!
Stranger: hi
You: are you mocking me?
Stranger: no
You: i do believe i caught a mocking tone.
Stranger: well then you believe it nerd
You: DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF PIXELS!!!!!!
Stranger: u talk funny
You: i know.You: ^_^
You: i iz noob
Stranger: ur weird too
You: stop picking on me!

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[David Belle]

You: grape
Stranger: HEY 55 YEAR OLD MAN LOOKING FOR A HORNY TEEN GIRL
You: umm.. that's dirty.
You: stupid old man.
Stranger: err
You: ur a noob
You: i pwn noobs
Stranger: and you are?
You: i eat them for breakfast.
You: i'm God.
You: as of now
You: ...
Stranger: hmmm
You: strange, huh?
Stranger: are you a horny teen?
You: no, i'm God. did you miss that?
Stranger: then bye
You: bye

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[Andronica]

You cheating little ...

Now, now Tim... Remember that I have 6 wives and 5 husbands.

[Thunder Strike]

You cheating little ...

Now, now Tim... Remember that I have 6 wives and 5 husbands.

That seems like more than I can remember.

[Fake from State Jarm]

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You: the internet is for porn
You: Porn!
You: the internet is for porn
You: Porn!
Stranger: hi
You: grab your dicks and double click for porn, porn, porn
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i like porn
Stranger: porn make me life
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You: I'm a man
Stranger: Vanessa?
You: ...........
You: are you asking if I"m vanessa
Stranger: Yes.
You: is vanessa a man?
Stranger: No. But I do not believe you.
Stranger: I do not think you are a man.
You: why do you think I'm not a man?
Stranger: Why do you think you are?
You: because I have a penis
You: 6==3
Stranger: This doesn'tprove anthing.
You: in that case, neither would me saying I'm vanessa, prove that I am vanessa
You: so there is no point in you asking, if you really dont want to believe me
Stranger: Ha.. So you are a girl. I was right.
You: lol
You: no, you're just really lonely
Stranger: No. You are.
You: so what if I am?
You: never said I wasn't
Stranger: So.. Why are you lonely?
You: none of your business, stranger
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[Fake from State Jarm]

double post.

[pielord47]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: constipated
You: sounds exciting
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[Andronica]

You cheating little ...

Now, now Tim... Remember that I have 6 wives and 5 husbands.

That seems like more than I can remember.

I just got married three more times today!  I'll let you know when I get married again...  don't kill me.  I feel murderous intent...

[pielord47]

You: hello
Stranger: i
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm alright
You: do you know the capital of Uzbekistan?
Stranger: no
You: what about Russia?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: fom
Stranger: from?
You: from?
Stranger: ı asked before
You: and I suppose that gives you priority
You: well I live on Earth
You: what about you?
You: Mars I suppose, huh?
You: most of us don't have that privelage
Stranger: many extend
Stranger: from?
You: didn't I just answer that?
You: seriously, go back in the log
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[Leo]

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You: hola
Stranger: i pull out my huge cock
You: blue 14 blue 14
Stranger: HUT
Stranger: IN UR MOUTH BITCH
You: eagle 6 eagle 6
Stranger: in the sky
You: 7 purple 5 you
Stranger: ur chooking on cock u cant talk
You: watch the safety
Stranger: i got that on dont worry
You: block your man
Stranger: ok you are gay
You: 6 14 6 14
You: hike
You: hike hike
You: hut
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
Stranger: hut?
You: TOUCHDOWN!!!
You: now I'm gonna do someone's mother
Stranger: please be mine
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