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ATTN: MR CYNIC
« on: July 23, 2008, 10:54:48 pm »
Got a new joke for you. I laughed so hard it deserves a post.



A Pole came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his  wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun  and put it to his head. His wife started laughing. "Don't laugh!" he screams. "You're next!"
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 10:52:39 pm »
i dont get it. help me understand.
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 12:44:11 am »
Polish people are lulz.
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 09:57:57 am »
I thought you meant a pole pole.
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008, 10:15:32 am »
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I thought you meant a pole pole.
Ditto.
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008, 10:20:46 am »
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I thought you meant a pole pole.
Ditto.
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2008, 09:04:33 pm »
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I thought you meant a pole pole.
Ditto.
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2008, 09:09:27 pm »
What the hell is that thing?
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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2008, 09:24:04 pm »
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What the hell is that thing?

It's anything you want it to be.
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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2008, 09:46:56 pm »
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What the hell is that thing?

It's anything you want it to be.
it really is. its a Ditto. a pokemon that can transform into the shapes of other pokemon (and other things and people and stuff when in the show)
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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2008, 01:40:11 am »
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What the hell is that thing?

It's anything you want it to be.
it really is. its a Ditto. a pokemon that can transform into the shapes of other pokemon (and other things and people and stuff when in the show)

it can't transform into something that never had anything to do with pokemon, so thus

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It's anything you want it to be.

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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2008, 02:19:16 am »
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What the hell is that thing?

It's anything you want it to be.
it really is. its a Ditto. a pokemon that can transform into the shapes of other pokemon (and other things and people and stuff when in the show)

it can't transform into something that never had anything to do with pokemon, so thus

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It's anything you want it to be.

=lie
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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2008, 11:02:20 am »
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What the hell is that thing?

It's anything you want it to be.
it really is. its a Ditto. a pokemon that can transform into the shapes of other pokemon (and other things and people and stuff when in the show)

it can't transform into something that never had anything to do with pokemon, so thus

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It's anything you want it to be.

=lie

In the anime, I remember it transforming into a cannon.
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« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2008, 01:44:34 pm »
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just bc i dont like pokemon dont mean i hate ppl who play it
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Quote from: Moth on November 05, 2015, 11:18:37 am
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