Unwritten FaceBook Laws...

[BlutSaugger]

I have some questions about such things. First... Is it so wrong to high jack someone's post and make it interesting, yet, completely irrelevant to what it was started to be?

Second, though you don't know the other persons friend who is posting in response to your fucked up post, is it authorized to continue being just as much of an ass as you would be to anyone you already knew?

Third, and this may be a bit tricky... If you see someone posting who you kinda like, and know damn well they're already taken, is there anything wrong with flirting with them in such ways that would make their boyfriend, girlfriend, brother/sister (for those in Alabama) jealous to the point of attempting to assassinate you while you we're DJing their friends party, or even their own wedding?

Next, whats the limit on people you can piss off daily? I mean... I'm sorry, I support firearms and, yes, I eat babies. What's the fucking problem? Stop reading my shit and you won't be offended.

And black people can call each other 'nigga', but if you're emo cracker ass decided to call me one, and you suddenly become overwhelmed with some kind of horrible offense... then you can suck my excessively large dick and shut the fuck up.

As for spam... SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

Thank you for your time.

[Dontasemebro]

this thread is jacked and is now about Michael C. Hall's chest.

[BlutSaugger]

I always knew you we're gay...

[Fake from State Jarm]

lol you used the contraction for 'we are'

[Thunder Strike]

Filter.

I think.

[BlutSaugger]

Wow... internet totally fucked up that comment... Damnit... That's like... an epic fail right there...

[Sceleratus]

Next, whats the limit on people you can piss off daily? I mean... I'm sorry, I support firearms and, yes, I eat babies. What's the fucking problem? Stop reading my shit and you won't be offended.

 

[KingRanter]

And black people can call each other 'nigga', but if you're emo cracker ass decided to call me one, and you suddenly become overwhelmed with some kind of horrible offense... then you can suck my excessively large dick and shut the fuck up.

you're black?

[Jenne]

It's crap like this why I generally try to avoid all social networking sites.  It's amazing how many people want to be my friend, even though I have not spoken a word to them in over 10 years.

[Leo]

*sends friend request to Jenne*

SHOW US YOUR TITTIES!!!

[BlutSaugger]

Rant: No, I am not black, and that just adds to the reason the dumbass needs to be punched in the eye socket.

Jenne: Will you be my friend?

[Jenne]

*sends friend request to Jenne*

SHOW US YOUR TITTIES!!!

Do you one better:

[BlutSaugger]

I think the best part about this photo is that she sent me a non-blurred one in my Email

[Jenne]

I tucked it back so it looks like labia for you.

[BlutSaugger]

It's all good. I sent you a perspective shot to make me look average so I didn't scare you.

[shahman]

I'm scared.

[Leo]

Needs a shave.

[In Spades]

For some weird reason, that picture reminds me of the Jungle Book. Where's Mowgli?