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« on: November 17, 2008, 05:37:14 am »
I guess it's time for the bonus maps?

Because not a single map stumped me for longer than about 15 seconds.


That's 2+1/2 hours from the first time I ever played the game to beating the final boss and listening to the end music which is funny.
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2008, 10:16:11 am »
I got The Orange Box last week and beat it in a similar amount of time.

Also, not being able to play one game while another is updating is also lame.
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 12:18:32 pm »
If you didn't know Portal was short, you haven't been paying attention.
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2008, 12:33:56 pm »
Portal is short, BUT AWESOME.
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2008, 02:12:24 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 04:39:54 pm »
Portal was short and sucked. I'm in the minority here.

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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 04:44:10 pm »
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2008, 05:23:17 pm »
Unless you're using the portal gun to have oral sex with yourself, I don't see the point.
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2008, 06:03:50 pm »
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Unless you're using the portal gun to have oral sex with yourself, I don't see the point.
Wino, are you expressing a secret urge to suck your own cock?
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2008, 06:06:01 pm »
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Unless you're using the portal gun to have oral sex with yourself, I don't see the point.
Wino, are you expressing a secret urge to suck your own cock?

What secret?

Oh, please. If you, me or anyone else with a cock could do it, don't even try to say we wouldn't.
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2008, 06:28:30 pm »
You know I always laughed at those jokes, but I really have no interest in sucking my own penis.
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2008, 08:17:30 pm »
i do

but i cant

but I think I have a friend who can

i will ask him
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2008, 10:48:02 pm »
and thats my cue to leave this topic *walks over to closest topic*
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2008, 02:26:26 am »
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Portal was short and sucked. I'm in the minority here.

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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2008, 08:46:24 am »
I beat all the advanced maps and got bronze on all the challenges. NO FUCKING WAY anybody can get gold on all the maps. No fucking way. 2 portals for an ENTIRE thing? it just doesn't happen.
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« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2008, 06:52:46 pm »
Very unlikely... But I guess there must be some way to cheat it... Such as you can use boxs and such to knock the lazer balls around.

You have to play portal! It is short but really an awesome game! Esspecially when you get your mates to play it after and seeing how they work it out! Really interesting!!!
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