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Offline Damen

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« on: November 25, 2007, 03:32:46 pm »
Azural

Azural's father was not a man, not a woman (O:!!!!) but instead a god with evil intentions. His father, as some may have guessed, was the evil benevolent beast known as Cthulu. Cthulu, tired of raping virgins who had no idea what they were doing, used his evil powers to transform himself into a man-like figure that could woo and charm anyone. The man was of modest figure, and any woman would fall in love with him upon sight...one of these women was a 25 year old hooker. Obviously not a virgin, Cthulu took interest in this woman immediately. Their first night was not one of love and passion, but one of evilness and soiled underpants. Cthulu paid the woman with fake money then proceeded to rape her 38 times, each with a new position and everytime with as much power as the last. The woman, who barely survived the encounter, found out a week later that she was pregnant with 3 children. Being a confused 25 year old woman, she tried to abort the children, but only 2/3 died. 9 months later, Azural was born.

When Azural was 12 years old, he began to grow his horns. His mother, being out whoring herself for money (but always carrying a gun) was always too full of sex to care. Most of her business came from Cthulu, who, despite the raping, was definitely the greatest fuck she ever had. Azural was scared and angry at his mother for not caring, so he killed her in cold blood. He never thought about her again.

Fast forward 8 years. He meets Lanna, and he cools down a bit. Not as evil, but still evil. This is how he resides today, and how he will reside until he rapes a hooker and passes his seed.


[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2007, 03:45:51 pm »
Watch out, Lanna. He may not follow in the exact footsteps of his father.

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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2007, 03:46:43 pm »
Write my history next. I dare you.
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." -General S. Patton Jr.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

 


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