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Offline Damen

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« on: December 11, 2007, 09:40:21 pm »
Meet Lord Xenu. He's awesome and badass...

Lord Xenu: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *eats a kitten*

Tank: Xenu, baby...?

...and gay?!

Tank: Xenu, do you love me?

Xenu: I love you, but I don't know if I'm IN love with you...

Suspense

Crunka: *holding gun* WHO ARE YOU?

Xenu: I'M FUCKING XENU

Crunka: No, you aren't! I AM!

Comedy

Xenu: So, two seals walk in a bar...

Tank: *chuckles* Oh, you...

Romance

Tank: ;_; I LOVE YOU

Xenu: I LOVE MYSELF

Cameo appearances!

Damen: *walks on stage, walks back off*




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« Last Edit: December 11, 2007, 09:40:57 pm by Damen »
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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 09:49:09 pm »
O_o
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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2007, 09:59:01 pm »
Needs more boobs.....
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2007, 10:04:14 pm »
Lord Xenu=Scientologist Alien=phail
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2007, 10:09:58 pm »
GPM stop insulting my religion!
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2007, 10:11:06 pm »
Stop confusing Scientology with a religion!
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2007, 10:15:25 pm »
It is a religion. One that I worship and would ask that you not insult it thank you very much.
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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2007, 10:27:04 pm »
Or you'll throw my thetans in a volcano?
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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2007, 11:21:52 pm »
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2007, 01:12:58 am »
WE WILL FREE OUR GREAT LORD, XENU!
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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2007, 06:12:49 am »
XD
Damen, are you secretly VDG X?
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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2007, 04:15:15 pm »
I challenge you all to a duel! I have no fear, Xenu shall protect me!
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2007, 04:16:37 pm »
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Damen, are you secretly VDG X?

I am secretly Enrique, the Mexican Superman.

But, no, sadly I do not bear the title of X of the Vdg
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[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

[span style="color:#48D1CC"]I WILL NOT REMOVE THIS UNTIL KENNY DECLARES DEFEAT[/span] 8-2-07
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