The Pants Game

[Normandy]

You may all remember me for starting the "Word Association Game". Now enter the game that runs parallel to said game, the "Pants Game". How to play?

Take a famous quote:
"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic" ~Iosef Stalin

Then replace one (or any uneeded words i.e. the, a, that) word with pants or any form of pants (i.e. pant). Feel free to change the grammar around just a little bit to make your quote make a little more sense, but try to keep it as close to the original as possible:
"One death is a tragedy, a million pants is a statistic" ~Iosef Stalin

Feel free to post as many as you like, and remember, just because a quote was used before doesn't mean it can't be used again:
"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths are pants" ~Iosef Stalin.

Anyways, here's a few more quotes.

"Something tells me we're not in pants anymore Toto!" ~The Wizard of Oz
"We come in pants" ~Common Alien Saying
"We have nothing to fear but pants itself!" ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

[smeeth]

Give them nothing! Take from them PANTS! - King Leonaidas

[Kaiser]

"Give me pants or give me death"

[Shadow Addict]

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!" Darth Vader
"Every man a pants." Huey P. Long
"I bet we're bigger than pants now." John Lennon
"I want your pants!" Uncle Sam
"Walk softly and carry big pants." FDR

[Kaiser]

"And history will show that free men stood againsts pants, That the few stood against the pants and in the end even pants can bleed" -300

[Esteban]

"Luke,I am your pantz"-Vader

[vgmmaster]

I love the smell of pants in the morning

- Apocalypse Now

Now your soul may belong to Jesus, but your pants belong to the Marine Corps

- Full Metal Jacket

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up pants for young men to die in.

- George McGovern

Join the army, meet interesting people, pants them

- Graffiti At Bromley

May God have mercy upon my pants, because I won't.

-George S. Patton Jr.

[dester55]

tonight we dine in pants!!! -300

[Normandy]

"Wikipedia: The open-source pants that anyone can edit" ~Wikipedia
"Eat your pants or no desert tonight" ~Common Household Stereotype
"Use the pants Luke, you must!" ~Yoda
"Give me pants big enough and I'll move the world" ~Aristotle (Err... I think... Need some confirmation on this)
"For PANTSSSSSSSS!" ~Comon. You know
"It's not easy being pants" ~Hulk (From a GameFAQs magazine... Forgot which one)
"Oh if I had a million pants... I'd be rich" ~NY lotto song

[Chaos Poet]

I like my buttsecks game more

[Normandy]

I like my buttsecks game more

You leave me confused... What buttsecks game?

"And so, the journey of the pants begins all over again" ~Numerous whale documentaries
"Experience the majesty of planet pants in full HD" ~Discovery Channel's Planet Earth series
"I will be pants!" ~Douglas McArthur
"Sex for breakfast, pants for dinner" ~Err... One of those women in one of those James Bond Movies (think it was Die Another Day?)
"I like my pants game better" ~Chaos Poet