Best pick up lines

[OhBuhnanerz]

Some like roses on their Piano...

I like Tulips on my Organ

Man:        Hey you need a job?
Labourer: doing what?
Man:        planting flowers.
Labourer: Sure!, what kind of flowers?
Man:        Tulips...
Labourer: Where?
...

[Chuck Normis]

Just ignore the flashing Words!!

[OhBuhnanerz]

"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"

"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"

"Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?"

"Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?"

"You know what would look great on you? Me."

"Can I read your T shirt in brail?"

"Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!"

"There's a party in my mouth and you can come"

"I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"

"open wide...    your hired!"