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Offline SWAT128

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« on: January 01, 2008, 04:32:38 am »
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2008, 08:09:24 am »
I get none
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2008, 02:00:20 pm »
I'm l l <-- close. That actual space.
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2008, 02:22:05 pm »
I smell sex and candy...here....
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2008, 02:32:45 pm »
Sex and Candy is a terrible song IMO.
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2008, 04:45:10 pm »
im married so...

(no sex)
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2008, 05:28:33 pm »
could if i wanted to but i chose not to
*waits for crazy stares*
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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2008, 05:30:49 pm »
whatever gets your goat...

or floats your boat...

or doesn't.
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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2008, 05:39:05 pm »
i bleev you mean floats your goat
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2008, 08:57:39 pm »
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could if i wanted to but i chose not to
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sssssuuuuurrrrrrrreeeee
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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2008, 08:59:27 pm »
...i want to float a goat...

<_<

I think it would be fun...


And as far as sex goes...bleh.

It's nice, but I have gotten so much lately that my craving for it is zilch to none. I think someone broke my sex drive shaft...

<_<

The sex drive is still there, its just not working at the moment...
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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2008, 10:17:41 pm »
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...i want to float a goat...

<_<

I think it would be fun...


And as far as sex goes...bleh.

It's nice, but I have gotten so much lately that my craving for it is zilch to none. I think someone broke my sex drive shaft...

<_<

The sex drive is still there, its just not working at the moment...


>_>


<_<


I'll take over for you.....


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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2008, 10:38:51 pm »
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...i want to float a goat...

<_<

I think it would be fun...


And as far as sex goes...bleh.

It's nice, but I have gotten so much lately that my craving for it is zilch to none. I think someone broke my sex drive shaft...

<_<

The sex drive is still there, its just not working at the moment...



........... My g/f wouldn't let it "not work".  She'd kill me.
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2008, 11:59:28 pm »
yeah...mine is kind of the same way.

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we keep having sex, but im not really craving it. I just go along with the flow.
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2008, 12:06:09 am »
I hate you all.
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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2008, 12:11:28 am »
Lol. Topic is funny and reminds me of my incompotence.
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« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2008, 01:27:28 am »
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Lol. Topic is funny and reminds me of my incompotence.

same here.
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« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2008, 02:50:08 am »
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Lol. Topic is funny and reminds me of my incompotence.

same here.
you know guys they do have a pill for that...



Take the red pill or the blue pill, Neo,

The blue one will float your goat...

or the red one gets your boat,
and you'll get your rabbit into the hole...

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« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2008, 01:07:58 pm »
Sex is like air, it's only a big deal if you're not getting any.

Definitely stole that from somewhere else.^
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« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2008, 09:09:15 pm »
My GF gets mad if i don't her rough sex at least once a day so yea
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