The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Pattara]

Granted, he gets hit by lightning and his head falls off!

  I wish your hound was properly grounded prior to the imaginary electrical storm that ended his life,
  so he would still be alive today to be energetic!

granted, but assassin shot it.

i wish gangs and ts quit showing up here for a few days so i can be the longest online.

[Jenne]

Granted, but he gets hit by a car because he was tethered to the ground.

I wish snowbound knew how to spell tons.

[Jenne]

Granted, he gets hit by lightning and his head falls off!

  I wish your hound was properly grounded prior to the imaginary electrical storm that ended his life,
  so he would still be alive today to be energetic!

granted, but assassin shot it.

i wish gangs and ts quit showing up here for a few days so i can be the longest online.

Granted, but all the govt stops showing up and the RIA fails, and it's all your fault.

I wish I was smart enough to look for another page before corrupting a wish.

[Rorick]

Granted, but that makes you sane, so we force you to burritos and your nation gets rolled.

I wish time didn't go faster as you got older. 

[Snowbound Milk]

   
mass     tonne     t    10³ kg

Whateva whateva I do what I want. I was simply referring to the metric tonne instead of the long or short ton.

granted, but it starts going so slowly that your mind is guaranteed to deteriorate by 50.

I wish I actually could do whatver I want.

[Rorick]

Granted, but when you decide that you want to kill things with your mind, you inadvertently turn your murderous thoughts upon yourself. I won't go into the details of what you did to yourself.

I wish we had a decent board. (You hear me tri!?!?!?)

[Snowbound Milk]

Granted, and your wish is so pure it is incorruptible. (I already DO kill people with my mind sir)

I wish we had a decent board.

[Rorick]

Granted, and your wish is so pure it is incorruptible.


I wish we had a decent board.


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[Electric Mango]

Granted, but all you ever talk about on those boards is about having gay sex with Leo and Thunderstrike.

I wish I had a bag full of puppy dog ears

[Pattara]

granted, but it's in dumpster for years.

I wish we had a dark themes for board.

[Rorick]

Denied. We already have one, so I guess I can't corrupt it.

I wish for this wish to be ether granted, denied, and/or corrupted.  

[king maguga]

Granted, it's granted but now denied but regranted so it can be corrupted! so that a 20 ton cartoon anvil falls out of the sky onto your head and kills you instantly!


   I wish we had more icons to choose from.

[Rorick]

Granted, but only one is added, and it's leo shitting.


I wish I knew how you corrupted my last wish.

[king maguga]

first, lol that icon will make people vomit!     2cnd I used a magic orb to corrupt your last wish.


 I wish I could speak money into existence!
   

[Echorion]

Granted, but you get your mouth sown shut, Neo-style.


I wish I was smarter then Stephen Hawking.

[Jenne]

Granted, but you are stuck in his wheelchair too.

I wish my dog didn't leave a shit trail across my living room.

[king maguga]

Granted, but now a stray blind and drunk rhinoceros wanders into your living room and violently evacuates his bowels as he spins in a circle.


     I wish I knew what a flour turtilla rolled around a filling and baked was called?

[Erwin Schrödinger]

Granted. You knew what a flour turtilla rolled around a filling and baked was called, but now you have forgotten.

I wish I could the whole bottle.

[Shadow Addict]

Granted. You can the whole bottle, but then it doesn't!

I wish my teacher would stop touching me~

[king maguga]

Granted, your teacher stops touching you because you agree to marry him!
   


              I wish I knew a word that begins with L that means I'm not staying in a location but I'm
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