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« on: October 14, 2007, 01:51:58 pm »
Okay, so here is the deal.
I know one of my good friends likes me and I like her . Here is my problem...
Every time I date one of my friends, we end up breaking up after a few weeks/months. I hate it because then most of the time we are no longer friends or just not as good friends. I really want to go out with my friend but I dont know what I should do. Help me, should I ask her or not? (and why)

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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2007, 01:56:35 pm »
Maybe. Things might get totally awkward.. Sorta dealing with the same thing. Good timing with this poll

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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2007, 02:18:16 pm »
My vote: go die.  >_>
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2007, 02:18:42 pm »
if you dont, wont you get frustrated every time you see her? wouldnt you have a voice in your head saying "must... touch... boobs..." or "gee i'd really like to jump on her and make out right now"?

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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2007, 02:27:49 pm »
Do I know her?

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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2007, 03:35:16 pm »
Wait until you know shes interested in you. That way, if something goes wrong, you can rest assured it was her fault since it was her who started it.


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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2007, 03:40:28 pm »
Yes, exactly, start suggesting very discrete sexual innuendo and perhaps start talking about different more provocative topics.

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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2007, 04:10:51 pm »
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if you dont, wont you get frustrated every time you see her? wouldnt you have a voice in your head saying "must... touch... boobs..." or "gee i'd really like to jump on her and make out right now"?

this one is simple, remember the not dating for hot thing i said? no boobs (well, very small really)

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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2007, 06:38:55 pm »
Ok here's the deal. If you guys are really good friends, like REALLY good friend then it shouldn't matter. Don't be afraid of not being friends if or when you two break up. So go for it Vector! Gogogogogogogo!
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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2007, 06:43:53 pm »
I think you should. But its a maybe. She may be different than the other friends you've dated but you'll never know until you do it.
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2007, 07:14:20 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2007, 07:28:05 pm »
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Blah blah blah, Vector wants to get laid but doesn't have self-confidence.

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The trick to picking up woman is simple, and you're on the right track... However, you sound like you're afraid to get your dick wet. Fear not, I have advice!

(It's a simple diagram too!)

[Friend Zone --- Get Laid Zone --- Prick Zone]

You're somewhere in the Friend Zone, if you don't act fast she'll use you as a shoulder tool; to cry on. If you totally avoid her, you'll get in the Prick Zone, also not cool. The trick to the Get Laid Zone consists of two things:

1. Being always too busy for her but making it look like she's very important with the little time you have.
2. Sliding: in effect starting a conversation at point 'a', then moving to comfort zone - point 'b', and finishing somewhere you can fall asleep, point 'c'.

Just do what you're doing right now except meet up with her somewhere, take her out of the comfort zone, make several moves, and if it's timed right, take her home. If you meet up with her in a social activity consisting of several of her friends, tease her slightly (nothing offensive) and show more interest in one of her friends, this will develop your raport with the group, and also make you more desirable to her. Try and act too busy for her and you'll get the same effect. Don't make your presence there be taken for granted. If timed right, ask her if she wants to leave with you for a coffee/trip to the store. Coffee is an instant excuse to ditch the party, trip to the store is the plea of the case where you separate if you can't persuade her (just walk her back to where ever you came from). To separate make excuse that someone else is going somewhere else and you promised you'd be there, best example is using a friend to txt you and bail you out.

The plea for the case should be simple, feel her out about how she's feeling about the party, if she's tired or not, how she plans on getting home, all that good stuff. Most important tool is delay too, if you don't make it too obvious... Just yap yap yap yap yap and be funny.

Don't forget to yap about positive things. Don't talk about ex's, don't talk about sex, and don't talk about her friends (she's already jealous of them). Talk about fun plans you have, nothing nerdy, and be generally positive... Can't fail.

You can bag this kitten no problem if you yap about happy stuff. That's all I do to be honest, and I'm not a pretty nigga (but my mom think I'm handsome).

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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2007, 07:31:17 pm »
Oh, and...

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« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2007, 07:52:03 pm »
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« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2007, 07:52:31 pm »
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Blah blah blah, Vector wants to get laid but doesn't have self-confidence.

Cocks

And something about Grammar Nazis.

The trick to picking up woman is simple, and you're on the right track... However, you sound like you're afraid to get your dick wet. Fear not, I have advice!

(It's a simple diagram too!)

[Friend Zone --- Get Laid Zone --- Prick Zone]

You're somewhere in the Friend Zone, if you don't act fast she'll use you as a shoulder tool; to cry on. If you totally avoid her, you'll get in the Prick Zone, also not cool. The trick to the Get Laid Zone consists of two things:

1. Being always too busy for her but making it look like she's very important with the little time you have.
2. Sliding: in effect starting a conversation at point 'a', then moving to comfort zone - point 'b', and finishing somewhere you can fall asleep, point 'c'.

Just do what you're doing right now except meet up with her somewhere, take her out of the comfort zone, make several moves, and if it's timed right, take her home. If you meet up with her in a social activity consisting of several of her friends, tease her slightly (nothing offensive) and show more interest in one of her friends, this will develop your raport with the group, and also make you more desirable to her. Try and act too busy for her and you'll get the same effect. Don't make your presence there be taken for granted. If timed right, ask her if she wants to leave with you for a coffee/trip to the store. Coffee is an instant excuse to ditch the party, trip to the store is the plea of the case where you separate if you can't persuade her (just walk her back to where ever you came from). To separate make excuse that someone else is going somewhere else and you promised you'd be there, best example is using a friend to txt you and bail you out.

The plea for the case should be simple, feel her out about how she's feeling about the party, if she's tired or not, how she plans on getting home, all that good stuff. Most important tool is delay too, if you don't make it too obvious... Just yap yap yap yap yap and be funny.

Don't forget to yap about positive things. Don't talk about ex's, don't talk about sex, and don't talk about her friends (she's already jealous of them). Talk about fun plans you have, nothing nerdy, and be generally positive... Can't fail.

You can bag this kitten no problem if you yap about happy stuff. That's all I do to be honest, and I'm not a pretty nigga (but my mom think I'm handsome).


okay, first off. i have the confidence to do et but im not sure if i want too. second pic below

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fuck off
« Last Edit: October 14, 2007, 07:55:22 pm by Vector »



[!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=Flask)--][div class='quotetop']QUOTE (Flask)[div class='quotemain'][!--quotec--]"Former HoFA, Remember? Back When Moth Was Good At Government. When The Crops Were Healthy And The Birds Sang. The Birds Don't Sing Any moar. Moth Had The Birds Executed By Firing Squad The Day Of His Election To Triumvirate. Now The Crops Are Dead. Sucks."[/quote]

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« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2007, 09:21:13 pm »
Touchy-touchy, lol. Here's a good question, why wouldn't you go for it? Reason being if she finds another guy, he wont be fond of you hanging around her... Besides that, how could you end up having an ex hate you? They should be your best fuck buddies.
« Last Edit: October 14, 2007, 09:24:19 pm by Kam »

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« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2007, 10:37:51 pm »
Kam that post was....awesome.


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« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2007, 02:17:34 pm »
i dont know why some of my exs hate me, some im still good friends with but everytime i date someone who was a good friend before we date things go totaly wrong



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« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2007, 05:30:16 pm »
Your choice!! I personally would rather keep a good friend, you can always find a sex partener, there are a lot of tuna in the sea!
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« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2007, 07:41:57 pm »
but i dont like tuna...it smells



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