So I heard voices coming from downstairs.

[Damen]

I grabbed my homerun bat and quietly tiptoed down the stairs. I could hear explosions and overly-dramtic punches going on through the next room. I opened the door and began swinging the bat. Before I knew it, I knocked a little kid with psychic powers right out the nearest window, leaving his Mr. Baseball Cap lying on the ground. I had no time to cool down before I was hit in the back with a green fireball. I smashed the fucker in a green uniform who decided to ruin my nice shirt. A man who looked similar to him, but was shorter and fatter, threw a red fireball at me. I made that guy bleed from his ears all over his nice red uniform. I heard a generic bomb fuse and was nearly blown up as I jumped out the window...obviously, another green fellow (who was in a different uniform and had a sword) was following me. I knew it was that fucker who blew up the place. Still falling through the air, I made sure to use the last of the bat to knock him farther than the stars until he became not but a twinkle.

Then I hit the ground.



I lost my third life.


Time to start again in this crazy smash bros world.

[Flask]

It almost sounds like you were in the game Super Smash Bros. for the N64, but that's not possible.

[Damen]

I used the famous Power Glove, except it was magic and could work on the N64.


I FELT LIKE I WAS THERE

[Flask]

Wow no way.