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« on: September 06, 2007, 03:22:32 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2007, 03:23:09 pm »
Its not funny, but at the same time.. it is.

Could have used more Vin Diesel for hilarity, though.

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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2007, 03:29:19 pm »
It's funny cause it's true.

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
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I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
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FUCK YOU MAN
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SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
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O_O

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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 03:29:48 pm »
Aye, that also makes it funny.

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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 03:55:56 pm »
I get it! It's funny, because it's true. And that's why it's funny. Because it's so true, thus the funny.
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 05:02:49 pm »
Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE  ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!

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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2007, 05:10:20 pm »
Like we needed to be reminded of 9/11 <__<

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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2007, 09:39:35 pm »
I still think it's funny.
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2007, 09:47:28 pm »
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Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!


If you call now, only $19.99! Made from silver shipped from Ground Zero!
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2007, 09:57:27 pm »
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Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!


If you call now, only $19.99! Made from silver shipped from Ground Zero!

Let's make 3 movies at once about the same fucking thing!

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lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
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loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2007, 10:03:28 pm »
9/11: Planes crashed into towers, people died. Anyone remember Hiroshima? Two planes ramming into some business towers really, really make us look like the victims. How about The Iron Curtain? Or, or, how about our years of torture and slavery of Africans? Or how we stole this country from Indians and Mexicans? We aren't the nicest people.

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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2007, 10:04:51 pm »
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Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!


If you call now, only $19.99! Made from silver shipped from Ground Zero!

There's only a limited supply of silver and once it's used, it's gone forever. This offer will only be available, SIX FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW!
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2007, 10:05:17 pm »
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Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!


If you call now, only $19.99! Made from silver shipped from Ground Zero!

There's only a limited supply of silver and once it's used, it's gone forever. This offer will only be available, SIX FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW!

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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2007, 11:45:31 am »
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9/11: Planes crashed into towers, people died. Anyone remember Hiroshima? Two planes ramming into some business towers really, really make us look like the victims. How about The Iron Curtain? Or, or, how about our years of torture and slavery of Africans? Or how we stole this country from Indians and Mexicans? We aren't the nicest people.


The funny part about that is the US's reaction by saying it made a great nation look weak, then a week later you can almost hear bombs dropping from here.
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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2007, 12:09:38 pm »
Before there were Americans there were Patriots fighting for nothing more than their rights. Don't think that they were fighting for America, and aren't turning in their graves for how it has become today.
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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2007, 01:20:29 pm »
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Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!


If you call now, only $19.99! Made from silver shipped from Ground Zero!

There's only a limited supply of silver and once it's used, it's gone forever. This offer will only be available, SIX FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW!

i vaguely remember reading in the paper that this company got indicted or something. apparently it wasnt ground zero gold after all.

i do like the picture though. when i first learned about that, i think i was the only kid in my class who said "what? thats really evil!" while everyone else was like "omfg its george washington HE IS GOD!"

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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2007, 02:07:25 pm »
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Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!


If you call now, only $19.99! Made from silver shipped from Ground Zero!

There's only a limited supply of silver and once it's used, it's gone forever. This offer will only be available, SIX FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW!


well there was a vault in the 2nd of the towers (or was it the first? not sure) but it was a banks so i doubt that they could have gotten their hands on it



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« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2007, 02:10:31 pm »
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9/11: Planes crashed into towers, people died. Anyone remember Hiroshima? Two planes ramming into some business towers really, really make us look like the victims. How about The Iron Curtain? Or, or, how about our years of torture and slavery of Africans? Or how we stole this country from Indians and Mexicans? We aren't the nicest people.

And those decisions were all made by our forefathers.

We should not have to bear their sins.
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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2007, 03:17:59 pm »
*cough* tell that to the canadian governement
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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2007, 03:19:06 pm »
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9/11: Planes crashed into towers, people died. Anyone remember Hiroshima? Two planes ramming into some business towers really, really make us look like the victims. How about The Iron Curtain? Or, or, how about our years of torture and slavery of Africans? Or how we stole this country from Indians and Mexicans? We aren't the nicest people.

And those decisions were all made by our forefathers.

We should not have to bear their sins.

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