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« on: September 24, 2007, 06:42:40 pm »
Or at least serious. Ask me anything RIA.

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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2007, 06:47:28 pm »
What is the flight speed of an unladen african swallow?
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2007, 06:48:37 pm »
I told you this, how long it takes for the fork to reach my mouth.

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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2007, 06:53:06 pm »
How many times does crazy/lane masturbate to pictures of Brad Pitt each day?
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2007, 06:57:20 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2007, 06:58:50 pm »
woww............



so, another question



Why?
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2007, 07:00:06 pm »
Because.

Duh.

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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2007, 07:01:55 pm »
GOOD CALL!

In grade 7, my teacher told me this story about how her best frined's philosophy exam consisted of that one word. Why?

The answer, of course, was because. Whoever said because got 100%, anyone who answered Why Not? got 50%. There were people writing 2 page long explanations trying to explain 'why'.
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2007, 07:03:36 pm »
Haha, nubs.

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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2007, 07:12:11 pm »
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2007, 08:51:47 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2007, 09:07:01 pm »
how does partial fraction integration work when you can't break the denominator down into binomials with a degree of one? i forgot and i'm too lazy to look it up

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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2007, 09:08:11 pm »
What is your position on the 2008 elections? Personally, I believe that the elections have become too gimmicky. Hilary Clinton has the advantage of being the "first woman" and the "woman who used to be the first lady" as gimmicks to help her with her campaign. Brock has the gimmick of being the first "black guy". Also...President Bush has ruined Republican for me. And, no, I'm not turning Democratic until someone puts a gun to my head and forces me to.

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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2007, 09:24:46 pm »
I'm with you Damen.  Hillary's a power hungry bitch and Barrack's not much better.  My bewt is Hillary will win the dem nomination.  I agree on Bush; I a conservative, not a Bush "conservative."  Many Republicans agree with us and will be wary, and the party will take that into account.  Which is why Dems only talk abouts how to leave Iraq; it's the ultimate anti-bush,
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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2007, 09:28:55 pm »
while i'm by no means conservative, i wonder this: are there any bush conservatives left? other than trolling the youtube comments, that is. you never meet anyone, anywhere, who agrees with him. on my floor (university residence hall) there are liberals, conservatives, libertarians, etc. and NOBODY supports bush.

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« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2007, 09:30:47 pm »
There are.  Many are afraid to say it.  Bush-hating is in vogue.
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« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2007, 10:15:56 pm »
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What is the flight speed of an unladen african swallow?
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« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2007, 10:46:17 pm »
Rolle's Theorem and the Mean Value Theorem. Which is which? (It's almost midnight and I have a crapload of calc work still to do)
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« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2007, 01:21:02 am »
Vector: Cause you're the man, not her.
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Damen: Elections suck. It doesn't matter who wins its the damn Senate and Congress that matters. President can't do crap if they don't give him/her papers to sign. If Obama wins.. eh, thats alright. He's annoying, and his plans are well.. always different in every damn interview but he's better than that commie Hilary. You're gonna be seeing Women's rights up the wazoo along with more "Save the  children" programs and God Forbid abortion debates. Also, america getting nuked for pulling out of Iraq and ignoring Iran FLAUNT THEIR MILITARY AT US.

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« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2007, 05:57:16 am »
Could a swallow carry a coconut to england from africa?


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