Author Topic: King of the Hill (Read 5034 times)

Fierce2 · « **on:** July 06, 2007, 09:42:49 am »

Hey I don't know if you guys know how to play this or not so I'll explain. All you have to do is kill the person that has the hill and take it for yourself. You can think of any sick or perverted way to kill the person on the hill. There is only one rule, you must put KING at the end of every one of your posts.

So let me begin

Fierce2 wandering aimlessly in the forest comes across an impressively large hill and decides to get a game of King of the Hill going. Fierce struggles to the top of the hill, but eventually makes it there. He declares himself...

KING

Flask · « **Reply #1 on:** July 06, 2007, 09:45:37 am »

Flask comes upon Fierce, standing atop a hill, looking mighty proud of himself. Flask whips out his crossbow, firing a large bolt into Fierce's chest, flinging him from the hill and pinning him to a nearby tree.

Flask cartwheels onto the top of the hill and slaps a nametag on himself that says...

KING

Drumline · « **Reply #2 on:** July 06, 2007, 11:07:33 am »

Drumline drives on hill in New H3. Picks Flask up drinks him dry till he is a prune, And then rolls his wrinkled body down the hill. Rips his name tag off, and puts it on himself and crosses out Flask and puts drumline.

KING

Fierce2 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 06, 2007, 11:09:36 am »

Youre H3 is no match for my tank that was secretly stolen by Fierces spirit. Fierce drives up the hill and blows drumline and his H3 to bits. He proudly stands on top of the hill and declares himself...

KING

timberh0 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 06, 2007, 11:25:14 am »

Timberh0 drives his oxdozer over to the hill and flattens it taking fierce down in a pile of rubble. Timberh0 than constructs a new man made hill out of steel with sharp walls so no human could climb up it on their own and sits at the top glaring down at the rest of you.

KING

Fierce2 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:07:54 pm »

Fierce seeing that Timberh0 has made the game no more fun because you can't retake the hill gathers everyone else up and moves to another impressively large hill. Everyone votes for Fierce to be the first one to take the hill because they seem to enjoy killing him. Timberh0 is left to cry on his man made hill because he has no friends until he comes down.

KING

Flask · « **Reply #6 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:21:15 pm »

*Pees on man-made hill*

Fierce2 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:22:03 pm »

DRUNKENKING · « **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:33:44 pm »

Drunkenking *Stabs* Fierce iin the eye with a a rusty Spork. Drunkenking then, takes off Fierces Nametag, Devours it.And makes a new one.

KING

Fierce2 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:41:03 pm »

Fierce throws DRUNKENKING a bottle of moonshine to get him more drunk. DRUNKENKING then proceeds to chug the bottle and rolls down the hill in his confusion. Fierce regains control of the hill.

KING

DRUNKENKING · « **Reply #10 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:43:14 pm »

DRUNKENKING get in his Hummer, Drives up the hill and runs over Fierce2. He then Backs up over Fierce. He repeats this process for several hours.

KING

DRUNKENKING · « **Reply #11 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:43:21 pm »

DRUNKENKING get in his Hummer, Drives up the hill and runs over Fierce2. He then Backs up over Fierce. He repeats this process for several hours.

KING

DRUNKENKING · « **Reply #12 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:43:24 pm »

DRUNKENKING get in his Hummer, Drives up the hill and runs over Fierce2. He then Backs up over Fierce. He repeats this process for several hours.

KING

Fierce2 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:47:06 pm »

Fierce calls in his tank squad and blows up drunkenking and his hummer, Fierce then gets up out of the dirt he was mashed into so many times and eclaims the hill.

KING

Drumline · « **Reply #14 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:50:23 pm »

I make the Brown Noise, everyone shits themselves,commits suicide and dies. I take hill

KING

Fierce2 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:51:42 pm »

to bad I had in ear plugs

KING

Drumline · « **Reply #16 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:54:32 pm »

I cut you apart at the knees, you are now 4 feet high and when you try to ge near me i just push you over

Fierce2 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 06, 2007, 01:56:54 pm »

I roll a doughnut down the hill and laugh as you chase it and fall face first into a boulder. After my period of laughter, I assume control of the hill.

King

smeeth · « **Reply #18 on:** July 06, 2007, 02:27:07 pm »

I call in an army of pirate-ninjas and ninja-pirates to kill Fierce2. Once Fierce 2 is dead and throughly buttsecksed, I climb to the top of the hill comfortably and builds a throne. Smeeth is now

KING

Fierce2 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 06, 2007, 06:30:21 pm »

Little did you know I placed a bomb under your throne. It blows up and sends you flying off of the hill. Fierce is now

KING

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