Wish Game

[wethepeople]

The end of the year comes about. The literal end, a bit too early. 800 Nukes self detonated and the world was ended, and so was the year.

I wish for measuring tape that cannot kill me in any way.

[Lord Doom]

the measuring tape is only one atom long and is useless

i wish for $3,000,000 CN cash

[wethepeople]

You get the cash, then three people tech raid your nation and you lose it all.

I wish for a cozy sweater that cannot kill me, and it fits.

[Lord Doom]

you get a cozy sweater and it fits. but then you put it into your washing machine with your pink socks and it turns pink.

i wish for a cookie that can't do anything except for taste good

[Commisar Gaunt]

Granted!  You eat the cookie, but the poison inside it kill you.  After all, the delicious cookie was delicious and couldn't hurt you at all but the poison that happened to be in it... not so much.


I wish that America was friends with the world again.

[Lord Doom]

america becomes friends with the world again, gets drunk, and gets the world pregnant. nice going america

i wish for a delicious cake that i can hang from my ceiling for no reason whatsoever

[pielord47]

you get a giant cake and hang it from the ceiling but it falls on you killing you

i wish i had a new computer that is unexplosive and cant possibly get a virus or come alive or kill me and has the newest operating system and video card

[Secundo]

wish granted, too bad you forgot to wish for a power cord, making it a state of the art paper weight...

I wish for world peace.

[skaboom]

Granted. Unfortunately, without any wars to thin out the toniculation, the planet becomes massively overtoniculated. Global famine ensues and civilizations everywhere collapse.

I wish gasoline wasn't so expensive.

[Vector]

gas becomes cheep and some dude starts pouring it everywhere and lights the world on fire


I wish I had a cookie, just the way i like it with nothing wrong with it at all

[pielord47]

Granted, but it was the last one in the jar and everyone now hates you.

I wish for someone do my laundry that won't rebel against me.

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but then you kill yourself due to boredom.

I wish threads couldn't fail.

[IronSoldier820]

Granted. Now theres threads around that suck, but get to stay because they can't fail.

I wish Azural was dead.

[Mr_Cynic]

Your father dies.  >_>

I wish for more wishes.  <_<

[Vector]

granted but you must walk around with a sharp metal spike up your ass that you cant wish away for the rest of your life

I wish i was an omnipotent god

[Untelligent]

Granted. Everyone now worships you, but then some random dickhead with long hair and a robe comes along and converts everyone to his newfangled religion. Nobody believes in you, and as your omnipotency stems from the faith of humans, you become weak and powerless and get eaten by a hippo.

I wish for a pet hippo.

[Vector]

granted but your hippo eats me and gets sick and dies

I wish i was invinciable

[Twilight Master Neo]

Granted. You become invincible but you can't feel anything anymore. No fapping or secks for j00

I wish I could manipulate the world

[Untelligent]

Granted, but an asteroid the size of Mongolia slams into the world and utterly destroys it, therefore you have no world left to manipulate.

I wish for 2/3 of China's population to be instantly teleported into the heart of a random star halfway across the galaxy.

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but then where do our McDonald's toys come from?  mi rite???Q??@!?!?!11!?!?!

I wish the cats had wings.