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Offline Ganon5

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Can you tie a tie?
« on: April 15, 2008, 12:48:05 am »
I'm curious
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 01:05:37 am »
This is funny.. I just learnt how to tie a tie today..
« Last Edit: April 15, 2008, 01:05:51 am by Arsenal 10 »
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 01:05:54 am »
Hell no. When I used to be in JROTC I had a friend tie my tie for me the right way once and never untied it for the next three years, despite wearing it every Thursday  
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2008, 05:15:48 am »
Learnt for school when I was 4 years old
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2008, 06:09:51 am »
You ain't a real man if you can't.
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2008, 06:52:22 am »
Yup. I can't seem to vote >_>
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2008, 06:52:31 am »
Didn't have to learn till i was 15
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2008, 07:49:47 am »
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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2008, 11:24:37 am »
All I know is some rabbit goes around some bush and down some hole and makes me happy.
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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2008, 11:55:15 am »
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Um... were talking about ties not your sex life...




Additionally, I can NOT tie a tie.  However, while I was in the Army I never needed to, as we were issued Clip-ons
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2008, 02:13:03 pm »
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We're talking about ties, not your sex life...





 
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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2008, 02:17:18 pm »
I tied one every day for four years, I can tie one in my sleep now.

Also, fuck you guys and your nonvotable polls.
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« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2008, 04:26:39 pm »
Mm...damn, I can't tie one.
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« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2008, 04:48:01 pm »
Diplomats can't vote.   It sucks.

I can't tie a tie.
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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2008, 03:24:42 pm »
I can tie a tie because ties are sexy
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« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2008, 07:46:28 pm »
I cannot.
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« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2008, 08:58:10 pm »
i can
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« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2008, 10:52:59 pm »
I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.

/can also tie a tie. not with my tongue.
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« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2008, 05:17:21 pm »
I can, but only the winchester knot. I don't really see the need to know any other kind of knots.

Oh and when it's late and I get drunk I usually tie the tie with a simple knot around my head. This is usually around the time when the singing starts.
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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2008, 05:20:02 pm »
Yup sure can. I have to wear a tie for my job if I am working on a snobby gig. Plus we had to wear one at boarding school so it is a talent that I never lost.
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