Author Topic: People! I'm in a bad mood! (Read 2500 times)

wethepeople · « **Reply #20 on:** September 19, 2007, 02:19:25 pm »

Why don't Polish women use vibrators?

It chips their teeth.

>__>

wethepeople · « **Reply #21 on:** September 19, 2007, 02:20:10 pm »

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash?

The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.

wethepeople · « **Reply #22 on:** September 19, 2007, 02:20:28 pm »

Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside a
theater? They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

pielord47 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 19, 2007, 04:35:09 pm »

Three men are walking through a forest hunting: an American, a Spanard, and a Pole.
The American goes off into the forest for a while and comes back with a deer.
The Polish guy goes, "Wow! How did you do that?"
The American tells him, "I followed the tracks and shot the deer."
Then the Spanard goes off deeper into the forest and comes back a little later with a deer.
The Polish guy is amazed again and says, "Wow! How did you do that?"
"I followed the tracks and shot the deer," the Spanard replies.
Now the Polish guy goes deeper into the forest. A while later he comes back. Cuts and bruises are all over him and his gun is bent.
The American and the Spanard are like, "O my gosh! What happened to you?"
The Polish guy replies, "I followed the tracks and got hit by the train."

Kaiser · « **Reply #24 on:** September 19, 2007, 05:33:15 pm »

Dead baby jokes!

What's the differance between a truck of bowling balls and a truck of dead babies?

[span style=\'color:#000000;background:#000000\']You can't clean out the bowling ball's with a pitchfork[/span]

The Ambiguity · « **Reply #25 on:** September 19, 2007, 06:09:59 pm »

Quote from: Esteban

MExIcAnZ SUCK!

Says the guy who's name is Esteban.

Even if you're just Hispanic or Latino or whatever.

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #26 on:** September 19, 2007, 07:30:27 pm »

How do you make a baby cry twice?
You wipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear. >_>

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #27 on:** September 19, 2007, 07:33:39 pm »

...XD omg jack..

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #28 on:** September 19, 2007, 07:34:58 pm »

Kieran lied, by the way. He didn't make that up.

Esteban · « **Reply #29 on:** September 19, 2007, 07:36:58 pm »

Just for the record,it was supposed to be dumb,also yes i'm a real live mexican

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #30 on:** September 19, 2007, 07:39:31 pm »

Well, it failed miserably at being funny.

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #31 on:** September 21, 2007, 06:22:11 am »

Anyway... Who has some more Polish jokes? >_>

wethepeople · « **Reply #32 on:** September 21, 2007, 01:14:26 pm »

Did you know that Poland just bought 10,000 Septic Tanks?

As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade Russia.

1ofkind · « **Reply #33 on:** September 22, 2007, 12:42:53 pm »

I'm not one for babying people, but here's one I like.

How did the germans invade poland? They walked in backwards, and said that they're burritos.

What did the polish wife say to her husband? Why don't you let the kids out side to go, P-L-A-Y so we can go upstairs and fuck.

Flask · « **Reply #34 on:** September 22, 2007, 01:45:34 pm »

Why does the new Polish navy have glass bottom boats?

To see the old Polish navy.

Flask · « **Reply #35 on:** September 22, 2007, 01:49:00 pm »

Did you hear about the Polish kamikaze squadron?

Yeah, they flew 48 successful missions.

Flask · « **Reply #36 on:** September 22, 2007, 01:54:04 pm »

Did you hear about the Polish mine detector?

You put your fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

Flask · « **Reply #37 on:** September 22, 2007, 01:59:42 pm »

Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?

The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies.

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #38 on:** September 22, 2007, 02:13:36 pm »

Nice. lol

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #39 on:** September 23, 2007, 05:19:49 pm »

Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx

Nice. lol

Whaddaya think A-Wall would do if we started telling these? >_>

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