Author Topic: Wish Game (Read 18677 times)

zombie2000 · « **Reply #40 on:** October 27, 2007, 04:54:15 pm »

Granted, but the cats all fly into the sun and die.

I wish for infinite wishes that can not be corrupted or turn against me in any way including against friends, family, objects, etc.

Untelligent · « **Reply #41 on:** October 27, 2007, 04:56:45 pm »

Granted, but you die before you get to use them.

I wish for a potato.

zombie2000 · « **Reply #42 on:** October 27, 2007, 04:58:50 pm »

Granted, but it is the size of the galaxy and crushes the galaxy. h4x.

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #43 on:** October 27, 2007, 07:32:32 pm »

NO WISH?

I wish for... food. Non-poisoned, tasty food.

pielord47 · « **Reply #44 on:** October 27, 2007, 08:25:52 pm »

The food turns out to be a new government weapon and explodes in your stomach.

I wish for a tuba that can not crush me.

zombie2000 · « **Reply #45 on:** October 27, 2007, 09:12:04 pm »

Granted, it swallows you.

I wish for $100,000 in bills delieved to my doorstep in a briefcase.

pielord47 · « **Reply #46 on:** October 27, 2007, 09:57:30 pm »

a mass murderer is hired to kill you and take your money

I wish for a yellow key

Untelligent · « **Reply #47 on:** October 28, 2007, 10:59:27 am »

Granted, but the yellow key opens a gateway to another dimension when you touch it and 9001 wombat zombies emerge from it and suck out your intestines through your asshole.

I wish for DSL.

pielord47 · « **Reply #48 on:** October 28, 2007, 12:45:17 pm »

You get DSL: Dieing Squirrel Lasers

I wish for an A in Language Arts

Vector · « **Reply #49 on:** October 28, 2007, 04:36:36 pm »

granted but you fail at everything else

I wish kenny would stop raping small children

pielord47 · « **Reply #50 on:** October 28, 2007, 05:12:08 pm »

the police get even less work and eat even more doughnuts because they have nothing to do. when something does happen they cant' even get out of their chairs.

i wish i could touch people and kill them at will

dester55 · « **Reply #51 on:** October 28, 2007, 05:53:27 pm »

granted but you touch yourself and die.

i wish for good grades in school.

Untelligent · « **Reply #52 on:** October 28, 2007, 06:44:33 pm »

Granted, but your brain gets a tad too big and asplodes.

I wish for an XBox360.

dester55 · « **Reply #53 on:** October 28, 2007, 06:51:57 pm »

you get a XBox360 but it turns out to be a bomb that destroys you when you turn it on.

i wish for a moderation position in these forums.

pielord47 · « **Reply #54 on:** October 28, 2007, 07:17:49 pm »

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i wish i could touch people and kill them at will

zombie2000 · « **Reply #55 on:** October 28, 2007, 07:18:53 pm »

granted, but you accidently delete all the topics and get banned.

I wish for no wish.

Untelligent · « **Reply #56 on:** October 28, 2007, 07:24:59 pm »

Granted. The universe collapses in on itself when confronted with this paradox. You are now dead.

I wish for OVER NINE THOUSAND.

Vector · « **Reply #57 on:** October 28, 2007, 08:45:18 pm »

granted but you die

i wish to be able to devide by 0

Untelligent · « **Reply #58 on:** October 28, 2007, 08:48:29 pm »

Granted. Unfortunately, deviding by zero, as opposed to dividing by zero, is rediculously easy to do anyway. You cut yourself.

I wish for pants.

Vector · « **Reply #59 on:** October 28, 2007, 09:06:38 pm »

granted but i now live in them

i wish these pants had bigger pockets

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