Author Topic: Wish Game (Read 18679 times)

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #120 on:** November 02, 2007, 08:59:52 pm »

Granted, but then you'd kill yourself out of boredom.

I wish I stopped posting in this thread.

Vector · « **Reply #121 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:01:26 pm »

granted...leave

i wish for a lightsaber

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #122 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:02:23 pm »

Granted, but then you get killed by Order 66.

I wish I had more money, not in change.

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #123 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:49:15 pm »

You get crushed by a huge amount of euros.

I wish Notre Dame will win tomorrow.

erictheholeking · « **Reply #124 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:59:45 pm »

granted but then after the game on the bus ride home they all die in a huge accident.
i wish for a brand new porshe

zombie2000 · « **Reply #125 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:44:17 pm »

Granted, but it explodes and kills you.

I wish for invincibility.

Vector · « **Reply #126 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:49:35 pm »

granted but the planet explodes so your stuck in space with nothing to do

i wish for a copy of zero wing!

Lamentations · « **Reply #127 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:56:23 pm »

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granted but the planet explodes so your stuck in space with nothing to do

Also your arms fall off so you can't masturbate for eternity.

Granted, but this copy of Zero Wing is infested with crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots and your genitals get devoured while you are still alive, and the game doesn't work anyway. The crotch-eating critters die of starvation soon after...

I wish for Sydney to become less gay.

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #128 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:58:59 pm »

Granted, but the gayness gets transfered to you.

I wish I wasn't too tired to think of a wish.

zombie2000 · « **Reply #129 on:** November 02, 2007, 11:13:59 pm »

Granted. Instead of being tired, you die.

I wish that this topic was deleted forever.

Lamentations · « **Reply #130 on:** November 03, 2007, 01:25:40 am »

Granted. Instead of this topic being deleted, it is infested with crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots and your genitals get devoured while you are still alive.

I wish people who wanted the topic deleted didn't post here.

pielord47 · « **Reply #131 on:** November 03, 2007, 09:14:36 am »

granted, but then almost no one posts in this thread and sinks into the back of the forums

i wish for a plain rug

Lamentations · « **Reply #132 on:** November 03, 2007, 10:57:49 am »

Granted. The rug is infested with crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots and your genitals get devoured while you are still alive. The critters soon die of starvation.

I wish for a mountain of naked women, all of which are fit and attractive.

pielord47 · « **Reply #133 on:** November 03, 2007, 11:18:40 am »

they all get in a fight over who gets to have sex with you first and none survive

i wish for a glass of water that isnt infested with anything and isnt poisned

Lamentations · « **Reply #134 on:** November 03, 2007, 11:33:09 am »

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they all get in a fight over who gets to have sex with you first

Uncannily true to life.

Granted. The water is full of the eggs of crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots which hatch upon consumption and your genitals get devoured while you are still alive. The critters soon die of starvation.

I wish for unlimited alcohol.

Untelligent · « **Reply #135 on:** November 03, 2007, 11:57:47 am »

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Untelligent · « **Reply #136 on:** November 03, 2007, 11:57:59 am »

Granted, you get drunk and drive off a cliff.

I wish for a hat.

pielord47 · « **Reply #137 on:** November 04, 2007, 12:52:31 pm »

the hat eats off your head

i wish lamentations would shutup about crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots

Untelligent · « **Reply #138 on:** November 04, 2007, 02:23:34 pm »

Granted, he explodes and gets crotch-eating scarab beetles and maggots all over you.

I wish for a ham sandwhich with swiss cheese.

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #139 on:** November 04, 2007, 02:52:37 pm »

Granted, but it tastes crappy, you purge, become emo, go to some raves, get really fucked up, slash your wrists the wrong way and die.

I wish you had a ham sammich with swiss cheese.

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