War Horrors

[1ofkind]

Last night I thought that I'd be slick, because nobody was on for the update so I deployed 70% of my soldiers, and all my tanks for a massive assult. Epic failure, and this is the epic failure of the year, but then it just got worse, because next after he attacked me in the day time I lost almost nearly every soldier I had. Fuck this oxshit game, and look at these reports.

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by 1ofkind. You lost 5,444 soldiers and 1,491 tanks. You killed 18,000 soldiers and 5,200 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $155,260.42 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by The Great One. You lost 7,172 soldiers and 175 tanks. You killed 7,619 soldiers and 614 tanks. Their forces razed 62.038 miles of your land, stole 5.925 technology, and destroyed 23.700 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by The Great One. You lost 33,317 soldiers and 5,087 tanks. You killed 13,853 soldiers and 63 tanks. Their forces razed 65.091 miles of your land, stole 5.922 technology, and destroyed 23.688 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

120 Miles of land. Is there a fucking glitch in the system?

[iron snake]

What the hell?

I didn't think it was possible to lose so badly.

[Twilight Master Neo]

Ouch

[enragedlobster]

To: enragedlobster    From: Gimlie    Date: 8/17/2008 12:23:14 PM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by Gimlie. You lost 18586 soldiers, 707 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 156.569 miles of land, 28.324 technology, 156.569 infrastructure, and 75% of your aircraft and nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

To: enragedlobster    From: Gimlie    Date: 8/18/2008 4:30:01 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by Gimlie. You lost 13287 soldiers, 502 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 156.569 miles of land, 25.367 technology, 156.569 infrastructure, and 75% of your aircraft and nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

To: enragedlobster    From: Gimlie    Date: 8/19/2008 4:37:03 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by Gimlie. You lost 10837 soldiers, 374 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 156.385 miles of land, 25.933 technology, 156.385 infrastructure, and 75% of your aircraft and nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

To: Tungsten    From: enragedlobster    Date: 8/18/2008 7:50:09 AM

Subject: Defeat Alert

Message: Your nation has been defeated in battle. You do not have enough troops to defend your nation and your government has been thrown into Anarchy. You have lost all of your tanks, 0 spies, 40.90 infrastructure has been destroyed, 10.22 technology was lost and $163,449.27 of your money reserves was destroyed due to the invasion and resulting riots. What troops you did have deployed have also been returned home.

[Delta1212]

pwnt

[pacothenacho]

...well that must suck.      

 here have a dancing pickle  

[Vice Man]

From CN Tournament:

To: Vice Man    From: Pesmerga    Date: 8/19/2008 12:05:13 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by Pesmerga. You lost 5 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 12 soldiers and 0 tanks. Their forces razed 1.307 miles of your land, stole 0.671 technology, and destroyed 4.107 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.06 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

Not much loss of life, but the economic consecuences were catastrophic.

[1ofkind]

Well at least I'm not the only one, and everyday the ground battle are still so bogus.

[IronSoldier820]

My worst battles when I was in the No Vision War were always the aircraft ones. I believe one time I lost 29 Fighters and only killed 1 Fighter, mine were all Level 9 too. Gave up on air force after that.

[Electric Mango]

To: enragedlobster    From: Gimlie    Date: 8/17/2008 12:23:14 PM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by Gimlie. You lost 18586 soldiers, 707 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 156.569 miles of land, 28.324 technology, 156.569 infrastructure, and 75% of your aircraft and nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

To: enragedlobster    From: Gimlie    Date: 8/18/2008 4:30:01 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by Gimlie. You lost 13287 soldiers, 502 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 156.569 miles of land, 25.367 technology, 156.569 infrastructure, and 75% of your aircraft and nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

To: enragedlobster    From: Gimlie    Date: 8/19/2008 4:37:03 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by Gimlie. You lost 10837 soldiers, 374 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 156.385 miles of land, 25.933 technology, 156.385 infrastructure, and 75% of your aircraft and nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

To: Tungsten    From: enragedlobster    Date: 8/18/2008 7:50:09 AM

Subject: Defeat Alert

Message: Your nation has been defeated in battle. You do not have enough troops to defend your nation and your government has been thrown into Anarchy. You have lost all of your tanks, 0 spies, 40.90 infrastructure has been destroyed, 10.22 technology was lost and $163,449.27 of your money reserves was destroyed due to the invasion and resulting riots. What troops you did have deployed have also been returned home.

No wonder why you are "Enraged."  

In related news, one of the guys I'm attacking asked me to stop nuking him.  I told him if he bought troops and stopped turtling so I could ground battle him I would stop.  He agreed and it's been mutually beneficial for both of us.  I pick up a little extra land, tech and money and he doesn't get devastated.  I recommend this for anyone in a similar situation.

[Ganon5]

XD

[Vice Man]

To: DensC From: Vice Man Date: 8/21/2008 12:01:21 AM
Subject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report
Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by Vice Man. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed 2 attacking bombers. You lost 8 fighter aircraft and destroyed 33 fighter aircraft launched by Vice Man. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

That guy is in Anarchy and I'm sure he had less than 40 planes at the time.

[1ofkind]

I lose every ground battle in attacking, and defending and I just lost 49 attacking fighters in one attack.