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Offline Mr_Cynic

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So I talked to this girl...
« on: November 15, 2008, 11:18:09 pm »
And I have every day more or less since September.  I make great effort to sit by her in Chem, and it seems like she reciprocates.  I tease her a little, compliment her on her multiple awesome finishes at cross-country and would wish her luck before races.  Help her out when she needs notes because she was working on English (she's a senior, I'm a junior, so I still have an easy English class).  So that's what you do, even if my luck goes as usual when I ask her out, probably pretty soon.  Hint: my luck sucks huge donkey balls.  You can ask Grand Poobah Marx.  He plays poker with me every so often.  I haven't won a hand in two 50-hand games.  Back on subject, just talk to the chick.  That's all you gotta do for the most part, it's just how you do it, and that's all your style.  If she likes your style and your luck is good, GREAT!  You win!  She goes out with you.  Nobody here is gonna give you the magic phrase or style, because you can't pull off that guy's style, because you aren't him.  So don't look for it.  Not saying the guys who have posted were or anything, just putting it out here now, because I have a feeling the topics will keep coming.  They usually come in spurts.  Anyway, and if the chick doesn't like your style, too fucking bad.  Either she's a bitch, she likes you as a friend and she thinks you're just not what she's looking for (you might be and you just might be showing the wrong side, so don't fake), or you're a prick, it'll be a case-by-case thing.  Plus, don't fake, because if she likes the fake, you will have a relation-SHIT.  Thank you Dane Cook for that turn of phrase.  I had more, but I forget the rest because my ADD is in full drive right now.  AND GET THOSE DAMN KIDS OFF MY LAWN!
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So I talked to this girl...
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2008, 12:11:25 am »
You heard him boys, find someone else's lawn to get on!

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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2008, 12:54:40 am »
Aye aye! I shall find some other place to run around on.
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2008, 11:31:17 am »
I'd already forgotten what I'd written two minutes after.  I'm not very coherent after 2200.  Yay 24-hour time.
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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2008, 03:37:05 pm »
#4 in the series of mockeries of my topic

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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2008, 08:21:04 pm »
This isn't a mockery, it's serious.  It was just made in overtired ADD mode.  Although I am capable of good, serious advice.  KR, I'm just too lazy to read the whole topic you made.  If anyone ever seriously wants advice, PM me.  Or just make a public topic, I'll usually chime in eventually.  I love giving advice on this shit.
« Last Edit: November 16, 2008, 08:26:23 pm by Mr_Cynic »
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2008, 09:01:03 pm »
its not a mockery, but idunno what else to call it. its got the same name (generally) that mine did

 


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