Author Topic: So I finally killed this girl... (Read 1318 times)

Pterrydactyl · « **on:** November 17, 2008, 12:39:32 pm »

So yea, for like, 5 years I'm been following her around and taking pictures while she wasn't looking. Recently, she brushed past me and I said Hi. I'm sure it's love now. Noone can love her the way I do. Anyway, we were going good for like, 2 weeks, when she cheated on me. I saw her hug another guy. I just knew it had to end, but I wanted her to feel the pain I felt. So, while he was in class, I cut his brakes. Later that day, he drove off a cliff and everyone thinks it's Suicide LOL! Anyway, I let her stew for a good week about it, and when she started to feel better, I grabbed her after school one day and drove to her to my favorite spot at the local metal forge. When she woke up, I watched her for a few hours. She called out "Who's doing this", but she must know it was me. The one she betrayed. Anyway, it was getting late and I wanted to get to Taco bell before it closed, so I pushed her over the edge into molten iron.

I'm not worried though, I've already got a new girl friend.

Elijah S Konderwink · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2008, 12:48:52 pm »

First-person, singular personal pronoun possession past participle present preposition fifth natural number unit of time equal to 3,600 seconds in length grammatical conjunction, a part of speech that connects two words, phrases, or clauses prior to a specified or implied past, present, or future time having a disease, illness, or disorder preposition this bandwagon effect.

Pterrydactyl · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2008, 12:50:46 pm »

Well, she was mexicun, does that help?

Elijah S Konderwink · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2008, 12:51:56 pm »

Quite.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2008, 02:06:50 pm »

you tell the best stories atonichis

Pterrydactyl · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2008, 04:26:30 pm »

KingRanter · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2008, 04:37:42 pm »

Crunka · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2008, 04:12:09 pm »

ROLF

also, i didn't quite catch that mr. konderwink...

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2008, 04:31:30 pm »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sigged

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2008, 04:33:09 pm »

NOOOOOOO it's too long

Pterrydactyl · « **Reply #10 on:** November 24, 2008, 12:52:18 pm »

I'll be standing by for the next serious topic to relate to.

Elijah S Konderwink · « **Reply #11 on:** November 24, 2008, 04:35:12 pm »

Quote from: Crunka

also, i didn't quite catch that mr. konderwink...

Fuck you.

Pterrydactyl · « **Reply #12 on:** November 25, 2008, 12:01:09 am »

that might get sigged.

Crunka · « **Reply #13 on:** November 25, 2008, 01:10:56 am »

Quote from: Elijah S Konderwink

Quote from: Crunka
also, i didn't quite catch that mr. konderwink...

Fuck you.

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