This Guy is Nuts!

[1ofkind]

Freaknik2001: YO im back
Freaknik2001: YOYOYOYO
Freaknik2001: yo do u shave?
dyebitzh: iight\
dyebitzh: yeah
Freaknik2001: how often do u shave?
dyebitzh: off on every other day
Freaknik2001: aite
Freaknik2001: aint it maad annoying?
Freaknik2001: i found a new solution this morning
dyebitzh: i gues but its easy
dyebitzh: lol ohh
Freaknik2001: yea but still its mad gay
Freaknik2001: i found a cool soltuioon its mad painful and takes mad hours but its worth it
dyebitzh: solution
Freaknik2001: you take a pair of tweezers and tweeze all your beard and moustache hair
Freaknik2001: Lol
Freaknik2001: mmmmad painful but your face becomes as smooth as ab aby and it stays smooth for like a week and half
Freaknik2001: so no shaving for over a week with pure smoothness
Freaknik2001: its the painfullest tho but its totally worth it
Freaknik2001: lol
Freaknik2001: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMad smooth
Freaknik2001: it doesnt get any smoother than this
Freaknik2001: cuz u take all the beard and moustache hair and instead of cutting them, u pull it out of the root
Freaknik2001: and those hairs are mad deep
Freaknik2001: so it takes the looooongest to grow back
Freaknik2001: but its the painfullest ever
Freaknik2001: lol
Freaknik2001: u gota have a high tolerance for pain
dyebitzh: dude this is the dumbest idea i ever herd
Freaknik2001: lol its the hottest
dyebitzh: lmao
Freaknik2001: i dont have to shave for over a week
dyebitzh: u tried it?
Freaknik2001: yes i did it today
Freaknik2001: my beard area is as smooth as a baby
Freaknik2001: its the hottest
Freaknik2001: lol
dyebitzh: it mus t have taken hours
Freaknik2001: yea it did yo
Freaknik2001: MMMMMMMMAd hard work
Freaknik2001: it took me
Freaknik2001: 3 and half hours
Freaknik2001: lol
Freaknik2001: but its totally worth it
Freaknik2001: its the smoothest its ever been in years
dyebitzh: sam
Freaknik2001: cuz the beard is pulled out from the roots
Freaknik2001: lol
dyebitzh: what the fuck
Freaknik2001: lol i ust HATE shaving

[schneereich]

holy crap, he is insane. 3 and a half hours? even shaving every day for a month shouldnt take more than 30 minutes total!

[1ofkind]

I used to copy, and paste his messages all the time in this one thread. I don't know what's wrong with him, but he cracks me up.

[schneereich]

he almost reminds me of peter from family guy.

[Kaiser]

That guy is MMMMMMMAD gay. Like who says mad 185645645 times in one conversation?

[Babelonians]

LMFAO OMG. that is REDICULOUS. haha. 3 and a half hours (it was worth it) i just gotta do it again next week. haha

[1ofkind]

I gotta show you this shit. Pants, and these pants, you just gotta see for yourselves.

Freaknik2001: so i lied to u for 3 years with the 27 year old thing
Freaknik2001: and then i lied to you for another year with the hispanic thing
Freaknik2001: damn i lie mad much
Freaknik2001: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmad much
dyebitzh: yah well i see youre trying to brag
dyebitzh: thats interseting
Freaknik2001: lol
Freaknik2001: i liek lying
Freaknik2001: its fun yo
dyebitzh: liek liek yeah
Freaknik2001: yo did u see the pants?
dyebitzh: lmao
Freaknik2001: lol arent they the hottest?
dyebitzh: no man
Freaknik2001: oh HOLD ON!!
dyebitzh: i didnt see them
dyebitzh: dude
Freaknik2001: http://www.ebtm.com/p-6113-criminal-damage...from-ebtm.aspx#
Freaknik2001: i spent 70 dollars from the CLAN money on these
Freaknik2001: LOL
Freaknik2001: mmmmmad ill
dyebitzh: lol clan money lmao it keeps going for your shit
Freaknik2001: lol
dyebitzh: lmao
Freaknik2001: its cool though im gona go back to work tommorow
Freaknik2001: and restore the clan money
dyebitzh: dude those pants are hilarious
Freaknik2001: lol
Freaknik2001: they will bet he illest pait of pants il ever own
dyebitzh: yeah theya re man
Freaknik2001: the only gay thing was it cost 20$ for shipping
Freaknik2001: and i dont even know how long its gona take to arrive from the uk
dyebitzh: yeah u prob should have looked elsewhere
Freaknik2001: i tired yo
Freaknik2001: i googledl ike CRAZY
Freaknik2001: they dont have these pants anywhere but the UK
Freaknik2001: criminal damage
Freaknik2001: mmad jiga
Freaknik2001: i hope they fit tho
Freaknik2001: my tight pants riht now are size 30
Freaknik2001: i ordered size 28 of the grey jeans i just show u
Freaknik2001: cuz they aint have 29 or 30
Freaknik2001: lol
Freaknik2001: it would suck if it doesnt fit cuz then il have to spend mmmmad money to return them cuz of shipping costs
Freaknik2001:  HELLO?
dyebitzh: yah
dyebitzh: so theyll be fucking tight
Freaknik2001: those pants are not hilarious you jerk
Freaknik2001: lol
Freaknik2001: YO i hope theyre the tighest
dyebitzh: lmao
Freaknik2001: i hope they squash my wang so then i can never get a boner
Freaknik2001: and bad things will never happen
dyebitzh: lmao dude
Freaknik2001: lol
Freaknik2001: isnt that the hottest
Freaknik2001: so nothign bad can ever happen when i got the pants on
dyebitzh: thats the most hilarious thing i herd in a while
Freaknik2001: lol whatever yo its true
dyebitzh: si man why dont u cut ur wangoff?
dyebitzh: ull get the best luck
dyebitzh: ever
dyebitzh: 100% good luck
Freaknik2001: cut my wang off?
Freaknik2001: nnnnnnnnnnnao
dyebitzh: yeah why not
Freaknik2001: i need it for making kids
dyebitzh: yeah but u dont rly want kids right?
Freaknik2001: and making love to your butthole
dyebitzh: lol
Freaknik2001: i DO want kids
Freaknik2001: i need to pass on the cableguy legacy
Freaknik2001: cuz i dont have any bros or sisters
dyebitzh: oh
dyebitzh: damn that sucks dude
Freaknik2001: the cableguy legacy has to live on forever
Freaknik2001: lol
Freaknik2001: u didnt know i was an only child?
dyebitzh: cableguy696969
Freaknik2001: yes cableguy696969
dyebitzh: not rly i couldnt have guessed
Freaknik2001: oh
dyebitzh: ull have to do 69 to
Freaknik2001: that would be mad weird if i had a brother or something
Freaknik2001: i cant see myself having a brother
Freaknik2001: cableguy works alone
Freaknik2001: lol
Freaknik2001: at hme
Freaknik2001: home
Freaknik2001: YO
Freaknik2001: u know whats fuckin weird as hell?
Freaknik2001: i never lived in the same address for more than 2 years
Freaknik2001: gay as hell
dyebitzh: yo
Freaknik2001: what
dyebitzh: dude u pluck your face today?
Freaknik2001: nah i was lazy
Freaknik2001: i was lazy yesturday too
Freaknik2001: but i did it teh day before yesturday
Freaknik2001: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i havent done the nose strips thin in like a YEAR
Freaknik2001: biore ultra deep cleansing pore strips
dyebitzh: yeah
Freaknik2001: those were the hottest

[evil greg guy]

i want to meet this person. I want to grab him by the throat and say, 'If you EVER say YO, or HOTTEST AGAIN I WILL CUT YOUR COCK OFF WITH A BANANA!'