Author Topic: bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed (Read 5085 times)

Damen · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:30:56 pm »

*dynamite explodes, and mini-whale dies sealing off the other whales*

...Where was I?

*takes knife, and continues through the Whale*

Leo · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:35:09 pm »

*a leprechaun is waiting for Damen*Are you lookin' for me pot 'o gold!?

*leprechaun smiles*Well too bad, cause I ain't got none!

Damen · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:35:59 pm »

A leprechaun...

I'm looking for a way to kill this beast

Leo · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:38:17 pm »

Well, then, I'm Irish and I know all.*bar magically appears*

But you'll have to get me 'ta tell ya Irish style.*sits at bar where a whale is tending it*

Damen · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:41:04 pm »

Buddy, how do you think I found out about the whale in the first place?

Right. I was so farking drunk I fell asleep in the middle of the ocean, floating away on a raft of my own barf. I'm sober now, but that can change quick.

*sits at table*

Leo · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:43:52 pm »

Now you gotta bribe me, you idiot.*leprechaun waits while whale cleans glasses with wet towel*

Damen · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:46:07 pm »

*flips you a gold coin*

DRUNKENKING · « **Reply #27 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:46:10 pm »

VIKINGS! "Draws Broadsword and cleaves leprechaun in half"

Leo · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:47:08 pm »

Dammit Damen, you getting stupider since I conceived you. I want some beer, now buy me some!

Damen · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:48:51 pm »

*orders you a keg*

Leo · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:51:44 pm »

Finally you farkin' idiot for a son.*leprechaun chugs entire keg and gets drunk*

Who the fark are you!? You wanna fight me!?*starts shaking fists and acting dizzy*

Damen · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:58:07 pm »

*knocks down the leprechaun, severs a hand with the knife while doing so, and holds the knife against the neck*

Tell me. How do I kill this Whale. I could end you.

Leo · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:00:13 pm »

I like cereal. Do you like me. I like you. Ask the bartender, he's a wha-*gets shot*

*bartender blows smoke off his .50 cal*Why you lookin' at me?

Damen · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:04:44 pm »

fark it.

*lights another stick of dynamite and throws it into the bar*

fark, I'm still in the bar...

*jumps out the nearest window and continues to go through the Whale*

Leo · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:28:34 pm »

*whale poops Damen out*

Damen · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:31:52 pm »

*falls out*

You dead yet?

Leo · « **Reply #36 on:** April 25, 2007, 04:50:11 pm »

I'm not, the whale isn't either. He looks a little uncomfortable though, I think you should give his brain a visit.

Damen · « **Reply #37 on:** April 25, 2007, 04:52:39 pm »

*slices open the front of the head and jumps in*

Leo · « **Reply #38 on:** April 25, 2007, 05:02:25 pm »

*head is empty, there is no brain*

Damen · « **Reply #39 on:** April 25, 2007, 05:19:10 pm »

The fu-

*wound closes*

...

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Author Topic: *bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed* (Read 5085 times)

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