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« on: July 12, 2009, 02:35:50 am »
I am Flask, that is all. Also don't let "me" try to convince you other wise.
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2009, 02:46:58 am »
I am here to confirm this post. JuggaloJac is indeed me. He is an "alter ego", so to speak. Those few accomplishments that he has shown anyone are actually mine. Obviously, I brought the "Jac" character in some time after Flask to act as a comedic counterpart to my genius. I finally admit this fact, because Damen has nearly seen through the ruse. I am officially retiring the "Jac" persona. If there is ever another post by the "Jac" account, then it is without doubt  Damen or an admin posing as my character. Good day.

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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2009, 02:50:33 am »
There's is one thing I forgot to mention, I lied.
« Last Edit: July 12, 2009, 02:51:24 am by Jac »
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2009, 02:51:31 am »
GODDAMMIT DAMEN. I retired Jac for a reason.

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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2009, 02:52:42 am »
This is false, actually. The "Flask" persona is the false one. I've spent years researching Flask and the conclusion is that Jac is the real him.

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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2009, 02:54:08 am »
Origin dates and posts show clearly that the Jac persona was developed later. Unless you can provide hard evidence, it is CLEAR that you are simply attempting to slander me.

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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2009, 02:55:13 am »
You, that is to say Jac, was rather secretive as we all know and chose to rely on your alter-ego at first! Recent times show that the real Jac has surfaced!
« Last Edit: July 12, 2009, 02:55:43 am by Damen »

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2009, 02:55:50 am »
The clear evidence that I don't want to show but is the truth is, I lie, all the time, you can never, NEVER, trust anything I say, EVER.
C-ZOM IS KING OF THE GAY AND IS THE PROSTITUTE OF ALL MEN THAT ARE IN RIA.

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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2009, 02:57:56 am »
Let the records show that Flask is indeed a douchebag and Jac is not!

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2009, 02:58:58 am »
You, Damen, are entrenching yourself in a pit of untruths. Why, pray tell, would Jac, as the real puppet master, post on this Flask account and debate the status of his own personas? Wouldn't you expect him to believe in his own words? There are more holes in your theory than in swiss cheese.

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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2009, 02:59:41 am »
In basically every way I am Jack and Flask is Tyler Durden.
« Last Edit: July 12, 2009, 03:10:58 am by Jac »
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2009, 03:01:16 am »
We all know Jac is insane!

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2009, 03:01:34 am »
Damen, you have stolen the Jac account from me. I abandoned it only to have you, in a fit of jealousy and envy, pose as the character.

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« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2009, 03:03:45 am »
How can I post as Jac? We all know that his account is more guarded than the Pentagon! Only the real him could access it!

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2009, 03:05:08 am »
It is apparent that such is not the case.

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« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2009, 03:06:41 am »
Prove to me that I have broken into your Jac account, Jac, and I will agree.

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2009, 03:08:33 am »
How could I do that? I have previously used that account to admit that it belongs to me. But now the password has obviously been changed. I have been locked out. And stop calling me Jac. I never even liked that name.

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« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2009, 03:09:05 am »
I can prove I am not Damen, I'm A Bear, RAWR.
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« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2009, 03:10:16 am »
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I can prove I am not Damen, I'm A Bear, RAWR.

You're getting desperate, Damen. You don't even act like the Jac character. Where are the grammatical errors? I do see you've learned the stupidity equation quite well, though.

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« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2009, 03:10:51 am »
Let the records show that Flask is indeed a douchebag...again!

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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