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Random lnsanity / Shadow
« on: February 23, 2010, 03:18:29 pm »
Gravedigs should make people excited or concerned, only to find out seconds later that what they are reading is really old and no longer relevant. A regular, currently-still-in-the-alliance user posting to say hi is boring. You need to gravedig stuff that would cause a shitstorm or a party if they were true, like somebody burritos or returning, or a war starting/ending.

Alternatively, you could just refuse to let an old irrelevant topic rest in peace, bumping it twice a week to annoy everybody.

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Random lnsanity / WHY, THANK YOU GMAIL!
« on: February 23, 2010, 03:06:12 pm »
YES, THAT EMAIL DID BELONG IN THE SPAM FOLDER, I'M SO HAPPY YOU PUT IT THERE! AND THE SPAM FOLDER BEING HID FROM VIEW, SO I'M NOT EVEN DISTRACTED BY THE NUMBER OF UNWANTED MESSAGES I GET, BRILLIANT!
You see, lesser email service providers would have assumed that since that person had already sent me two previous messages, which I had replied to, she wouldn't send me any spam. The fools would believe she was somebody I might want to hear from, but not you! You knew it was spam, and managed to save me from wasting several seconds reading about a pointless job interview I had absolutely no interest in attending. THANK YOU SO MUCH!


























I swear to God, if somebody posts a variation of "U MAD"...

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Random lnsanity / A very desperate Tase
« on: February 21, 2010, 07:31:55 am »
Whatever happened to the Christina Ricci lookalike you were dating? Can I have her?

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Random lnsanity / NPO claims its first POW
« on: February 15, 2010, 09:36:18 am »
Maybe he's French.







*rimshot*

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Random lnsanity / So, I got another car...
« on: February 07, 2010, 07:13:05 pm »
Quote from: Jenne
Quote from: Myrrh
Turbo, boost gauge, temp gauge, and gauge pod, Apex Turbo mufflers, upgrade ecu (hondata?), and through in a varis full widebody set + dry cf wing +  dry cf hood  and a paint job if you got the cash.
I smell rice!


Dude, that's racist.

46
Random lnsanity / Does anybody else think the following
« on: January 27, 2010, 10:04:39 pm »
Quote from: triviuum
Quote from: Vice Man
I might have voted for you for Triumvir, but I'm not sure.

If you ever run for HoFA, you've got my vote.
You're kidding right?


Actually, no. It's like wanting to see an car accident happen. You'd feel bad for all the dead people, but holy shit it would be awesome.

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Random lnsanity / Does anybody else think the following
« on: January 27, 2010, 08:05:27 pm »
I might have voted for you for Triumvir, but I'm not sure.

If you ever run for HoFA, you've got my vote.

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Random lnsanity / funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
« on: January 25, 2010, 08:59:15 pm »
Quote from: C-zom
Quote from: Myrrh
Belongs in Random Insanity. Wrong sub forum.

Moved.

That's hilarious! Best quote so far

I don't get it.

49
Random lnsanity / In My Pants
« on: January 25, 2010, 05:24:56 pm »
Smells like teen spirit in my pants.

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Random lnsanity / I need a translation
« on: January 19, 2010, 11:05:08 am »
He seems to be saying he's been in other alliances before (odd for a 3 day old nation), and never got what they had promised to him. He's also saying something about aid to newbs, but I can't figure out exactly what he's saying about it.


My guesses:

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To: Thunder Strike    From: Uniao Comunista    Date: 1/19/2010 4:39:30 AM

Subject: RE: Are you Random and Insane?
Message: camarada
eu ja entrei em tantas alianças assim e num ganhei nada disso que você falou, é como se eu não fosse nada

to pensando em quem quiser me convidar pra aliança mandar logo uma ajuda pra eu entrar la, pois como voce sabe, os iniciantes arrecadam pouco dinheiro de imposto

Quote
Comrade
I've already been in several alliances and I was never given anything of what you spoke of, it ended up leading nowhere.

You'd think they would want to send aid to people who have just joined the alliance, since as you know, newbs collect very little in taxes.

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To: Thunder Strike    From: Uniao Comunista    Date: 1/19/2010 7:20:52 AM

Subject: RE: Are you Random and Insane?
Message: Eu não sou espanhol camarada
 Eu sou brasileiro
 a mensagem que eu pedi a resposta era:
camarada
 Eu já inscritos, assim como em muitas alianças e em uma eu ganhei nada do que você falou, é como se eu não era nada
 você está pensando que a aliança pretende convidar pra encomendar uma ajuda logo a mim pra eu entrar lá, portanto, como você sabe, esses começo você coletar pouco dinheiro do imposto


Quote
I'm not Spanish, comrade
I'm Brazilian
The message I wanted you to answer to was:

*Same thing as the previous message*

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Random lnsanity / New Year's resolutions?
« on: January 12, 2010, 04:52:16 pm »
I haven't visited 4chan since December 31st. I don't intend to waste any more time there, but I might visit if I happen to have a specific reason to go.

Also get a job, move out, do better in College, get friends and a girlfriend, learn Portuguese/Italian/French/German/HTML/CSS/some other programming language that seems useful, start eating better, get in shape, start own company, get rich, conquer world.

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Random lnsanity / why does craptain crunch go soggy in like five seconds
« on: January 04, 2010, 09:04:05 pm »

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Random lnsanity / So, music
« on: January 04, 2010, 09:55:18 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AUAOuLxbLo" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AUAOuLxbLo</a>


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-okd1I1V3q8" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-okd1I1V3q8</a>


Yeah, I know I'm fucking hardcore.

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Random lnsanity / This is pretty awesome
« on: December 22, 2009, 01:01:25 am »
Quote from: Zitan XLII
Good enough for you Vice Man?

So he looked like a regular human being at the time? That's boring, I was expecting tentacles.

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Random lnsanity / This is pretty awesome
« on: December 20, 2009, 03:10:48 pm »
Quote from: gangs20003
did anyone say sex? i thought someone said sex! this topic needs more sex!

Control F shows that nobody had said "sex" in this topic before you did, but since you bring it up, I'd like to know under what circumstances Zitan was concieved. It's not that often that you hear about some dude getting drunk and waking up next to a green, four eyed, three boobed chick.

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Random lnsanity / This is pretty awesome
« on: December 20, 2009, 11:20:38 am »
Quote from: llamavore
you say you're an average human alien hybrid. but you can't calculate an average with only one number.

Actually, the average of one number is that number, so the only hybrid in the Universe would be an average hybrid. That is, assuming there are no other hybrids hiding somewhere.

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Random lnsanity / This is pretty awesome
« on: December 19, 2009, 08:58:35 pm »
Quote from: Zitan XLII
Quote from: Vice Man
Yeah, because all aliens and human-alien hybrids know eachother.
I'm actually the only known hybrid


Known by yourself, which further proves my point.

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Random lnsanity / This is pretty awesome
« on: December 19, 2009, 05:40:49 pm »
Quote from: gangs20003
he's our resident alien vice, he knows this shit!

Yeah, because all aliens and human-alien hybrids know eachother.

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Random lnsanity / This is pretty awesome
« on: December 19, 2009, 12:53:33 pm »
Quote from: Zitan XLII
Holy God that was  This guy's a genius, though he obviously knows nothing about alien invasions.


Well, what do YOU know about alien invasions? Maybe they like to destroy things for shits and giggles. You never know with them ETs.

Can't wait to see a full length movie by this guy.

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Random lnsanity / Well that was fun
« on: December 19, 2009, 12:36:16 pm »
Did you get any superpowers?

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