Author Topic: So I was visited by some Mormons... (Read 1671 times)

Adolf Von Sippycup · « **on:** February 20, 2008, 06:33:38 pm »

Before they could say anything I asked them if they were interested in joining me in Pastafarianism and worship the Spaghedeity with me. When they told me that they were Mormons and wanted to give me some pamphlets about Mormonism I put my hand up and yelled as loud as I could, "Flying Spaghetti Monster! Strike down these heathens with your noodly appendage!" I then told them while I waited for their demise I should enlighten them about Pastafarianism. I explained to them that the weather (Which ironically right now in my town is very bad. Rain and strong winds.) is a direct result of the steadily decreasing number of pirates in the world. That's when they started walking away. As they got into their MAV (Mormon Assault Vehicle a.k.a. a white mini-van) I yelled to them and all their friends "May you be touch by His noodly appendage and enlightened!"

DrunkWino · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2008, 06:54:12 pm »

Untelligent · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2008, 06:58:42 pm »

Epic.

Vector · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2008, 07:01:24 pm »

epic win

wethepeople · « **Reply #4 on:** February 20, 2008, 07:52:44 pm »

The Flying Spaghetti monster has to be the most obnoxious fad. <_< It would be good if it was actually funny.

Reoga · « **Reply #5 on:** February 20, 2008, 08:02:07 pm »

Didnt we put you in a tree in Traitor's Grove or some thing?

Dontasemebro · « **Reply #6 on:** February 20, 2008, 08:14:22 pm »

He's about as far from traitor as it gets, Reoga.

Reoga · « **Reply #7 on:** February 20, 2008, 08:31:43 pm »

whats all this a bout then?
I've chosen your squad in order to fight someone who is considered a threat to the RIA. All of you, get to standard war mode. Defcon 1, CMs, Planes, tanks. Nitemare will be deployed in the event that anyone of you do not receive this message. I want all of you to respond as soon as you get this message.

http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_d...ation_ID=166833

No one attacks until I give the word.I will PM you again around half an hour before update.

Emperor Whimsical
Head of military Operations.

that is the same Adolf Von Sippycup right?
and he has no AA

DrunkWino · « **Reply #8 on:** February 20, 2008, 08:36:12 pm »

Quote from: Reoga

whats all this a bout then?
I've chosen your squad in order to fight someone who is considered a threat to the RIA. All of you, get to standard war mode. Defcon 1, CMs, Planes, tanks. Nitemare will be deployed in the event that anyone of you do not receive this message. I want all of you to respond as soon as you get this message.

http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_d...ation_ID=166833

No one attacks until I give the word.I will PM you again around half an hour before update.

Emperor Whimsical
Head of military Operations.

that is the same Adolf Von Sippycup right?
and he has no AA

Short version?

Whimsey made a massive whoppsie. Disregard the kill 'em order.

Reoga · « **Reply #9 on:** February 20, 2008, 08:45:29 pm »

OK no tree for you then

Ganon5 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2008, 08:47:20 pm »

Well done, good sir.

Quote from: wethepeople

The Flying Spaghetti monster has to be the most obnoxious fad. <_< It would be good if it was actually funny.

Sure the concept is dumb but the fact that people are actually spreading and practicing this religion is what makes it funny

King Pengu · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2008, 10:44:27 am »

Quote from: ganon5

Well done, good sir.
Quote from: wethepeople
The Flying Spaghetti monster has to be the most obnoxious fad. <_< It would be good if it was actually funny.
Sure the concept is dumb but the fact that people are actually spreading and practicing this religion is what makes it funny

This

Joker · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2008, 08:08:52 pm »

oh ho pastafarians I have something for you cats

Untelligent · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2008, 08:43:52 pm »

I don't get it. I assume if I knew who that is I'd "get" it.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2008, 10:20:48 pm »

untelligent is not an it-getter

(he has failed the it-getter's test)

also, i agree

Adolf Von Sippycup · « **Reply #15 on:** February 22, 2008, 02:41:54 am »

Just so you all know, I'm not really a Pastafarian. On the census I plan on putting "Jedi" as my religion.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #16 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:02:32 pm »

ha, i should put sith, and we'll have a religious war

Joker · « **Reply #17 on:** February 22, 2008, 02:48:27 pm »

Quote from: Untelligent

I don't get it. I assume if I knew who that is I'd "get" it.

All you need to know is that I like being cheeky and one-upping people who like to be cheeky and one-up other people

dark tyrant · « **Reply #18 on:** February 22, 2008, 07:19:33 pm »

Quote from: llamavore

ha, i should put sith, and we'll have a religious war

I'll put CIS and I'll use my battle droids to kill both of you. Then I'll take over some random country... RUSSIA!!!

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #19 on:** February 22, 2008, 07:23:29 pm »

Quote from: dark tyrant

Quote from: llamavore
ha, i should put sith, and we'll have a religious war
I'll put CIS and I'll use my battle droids to kill both of you. Then I'll take over some random country... RUSSIA!!!

nobody wants russia, not even the sith.

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