Author Topic: I can type at 100wpm (Read 1669 times)

Dontasemebro · « **on:** March 02, 2009, 04:27:48 pm »

If anyone can find me a good job for someone who types at 100wpm and is decent with computers, people skills (Seriously, you'd be surprised), great computer literacy, beginner in computer diagnostic and repair, beginner programming skills, and average organizational skills (PM me if you are serious and want any more info), and I take the job, I'll give you 100$ once my first paycheck is guaranteed/comes in, which is a negotiable amount depending on the salary I would get.

Seems like 40-45WPM can get me "28,000$ - 45,000$", so I expect a good salary.

Working at home would be a big plus, but if not, must be in New York City.
Salary minimum is 40,000$/year, but that's a serious minimum. 39,999$ is too little for my desired lifestyle.

Notes: I have almost no job experience, and would not be willing to leave college without a good salary and a good benefit plan.

Leo · « **Reply #1 on:** March 02, 2009, 05:47:27 pm »

So you say you're fast with your hands, eh?

Dontasemebro · « **Reply #2 on:** March 02, 2009, 05:55:34 pm »

*draws gun and fires*
*turns around*
*walks away*
*pauses*
*continues to walk*

Leo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 02, 2009, 05:59:08 pm »

So, was that a yes or a no?

Dontasemebro · « **Reply #4 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:01:17 pm »

Leo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:07:36 pm »

If I lived in New York, I'd hire you. Too bad, I'm sure we could've found the perfect spot for you to thrive in.

Dontasemebro · « **Reply #6 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:10:44 pm »

Care to explain?

Electric Mango · « **Reply #7 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:19:25 pm »

I can type faster than 100 wpm. Watch this.

a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a.. too easy huh? I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I!

That took me like 4 seconds!

Leo · « **Reply #8 on:** March 02, 2009, 08:36:39 pm »

Quote from: Dontasemebro

Care to explain?

Yes, I do care.

1ofkind · « **Reply #9 on:** March 03, 2009, 08:00:02 am »

Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.

I don't like yippee people.

Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?

Dontasemebro · « **Reply #10 on:** March 03, 2009, 12:52:16 pm »

Quote from: 1ofkind

Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.

I don't like yippee people.

Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?

bornand lived here all my life?

moisescruz · « **Reply #11 on:** March 03, 2009, 04:19:20 pm »

internet phone sex operator

Leo · « **Reply #12 on:** March 03, 2009, 07:14:32 pm »

Interesting...

1ofkind · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2009, 09:35:04 pm »

Quote from: Dontasemebro

Quote from: 1ofkind
Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.

I don't like yippee people.

Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?
bornand lived here all my life?

Are you asking me a fucking question?

Arsenal 10 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2009, 10:45:03 pm »

Work is overated.

Dontasemebro · « **Reply #15 on:** March 03, 2009, 10:58:38 pm »

Quote from: 1ofkind

Quote from: Dontasemebro
Quote from: 1ofkind
Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.

I don't like yippee people.

Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?
bornand lived here all my life?

Are you asking me a fucking question?

Are you asking me a fucking question?

Ganon5 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 03, 2009, 11:39:07 pm »

*Turns to Turk*
1ofkind is crazy...

Leo · « **Reply #17 on:** March 04, 2009, 03:41:10 pm »

Hm, I see...

1ofkind · « **Reply #18 on:** March 06, 2009, 08:06:46 am »

Quote from: Dontasemebro

Quote from: 1ofkind
Quote from: Dontasemebro
Quote from: 1ofkind
Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.

I don't like yippee people.

Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?
bornand lived here all my life?

Are you asking me a fucking question?
Are you asking me a fucking question?

I in fact was.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #19 on:** March 06, 2009, 10:24:39 am »

boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

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